NSFW – Fatback Media

There has been a lot of buzz about the show So you Think You Can Dance and, since I am a champion street dancer, I thought I’d check it out. Turns out the show sucks. It’s like American Idol light. The one shining light of the whole show and my new reason for watching is Cat Deeley. She’s british, she’s hot, and apparently she’s the cat’s meow on the British reality shows. I’ve yet to see her dance. But I’ll be ready when she does.

I got my dancing skills the real way: On the mean streets of the unforgiving city where danger and intrigue are around every corner, bitches. Somebody bumps into me coming off an escalator at the mall, they’re gonna have Pat Benatar, all up in their grill before they can say, “Love is a Battlefield”. I think you read me on that one. I’m not scared pull Thriller out at the drop of sequined glove, either. Just sayin’. I’m hard core. You bring the Jets, I’ll hit you with Jesus Christ Superstar Jazz hands. You bring some of that Julliard Ballet bullshit and I’ll go RENT on your leotard wearing ass, cause I can sing like a mother fucking angel. Now check out these pics of Cat Deeley while I work on my moves. Amatuers.

Nick Lachey is making the rounds. He has been linked to Miss Kentucky Lizzie Arnold, CaCee Cobb, Kristin Cavalleri and most recently The West Wing’s Kristin Chenoweth.

Nick Lachey has gotten in another dig at ex wife Jessica Simpson. He’s traded in Kristin Cavalleri for a more mature, but just as beautiful Kristin Chenoweth. The pint sized hottie from the ‘West Wing’ and ‘Bewitched’ has reportedly captured Nick’s attention.

The 1999 Tony Award winner and Nick are reportedly seeing each other reports the National Enquirer.

Fresh off her FHM photo spread the blonde star looks fabulous for 37 and is five years older than Nick, and 18 years older than Kristin Cavallari. But the 4′11″ babe always references her religious upbringing (even in FHM) so she’s basically Jessica at 37.(source)

I never watch the West Wing, so I just thought she was that hot country chick from the Old Navy commercials. Kristin Chenoweth is obviously hot, and you know I’m a sucker for a southern accent, but I think she may be a little too pint sized for my sensibilities. Plus you know what they say about guys who like to date short chicks. Actually, do you know what they say?

Ok, so obviously things are pretty fucked up. We are migrating over to a new CMS and working with a site redesign. Most of the image links don’t work yet and a lot of stuff just isn’t right. Please bear with us…I hope to have this all fixed up and shiney as new penny by the end of the weekend.

UPDATE: Ok, so I think most of the bugs are out so all of the images and old posts are showing up now. However, some of the links are hard coded to the old site (which lives here at The Old Server ; which will stay live for a while), so if you get trapped over there just repoint your browser to fatbackmedia.com/nsfw.

Apparently, Miss Kentucky 2002 Elizabeth Ann “Lizzie” Arnold is a wholesome southern girl. She has stated that she wants to take it slow with new boyfriend Nick Lachey until his divorce is final.(source)

The 26-year-old Arnold and singer speak on the phone “virtually
every day”, but she has doubts about the future of their relationship.

She
says, “We’re good friends, but I don’t know exactly where this is
going. He’s going through a tough time and we’re there for each other.
But I don’t feel comfortable getting serious with a married man.”

The
former Miss Kentucky insists she’s not in the market for a serious
relationship. A friend of Arnold’s says she is proceeding with caution
adding, “She won’t get serious with him until he is divorced.”

Lizzie Arnold is turning out to be one of my new favorites. She’s tall, hot and smart and she knows how to work the media. It’s all about subtlety. Plus, I almost believe her.

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