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This is unbelievably perfect model Marissa Miller who, according to IMDB is 28 years old. But how can that be you ask? Twenty eight in human years is like a hundred and eleventy in model years. She should have a collapsed nostril, anal fistulas and only weigh 43 lbs by now. She was either created by aliens to destroys us, or, if the voices I’ve been hearing are right, the Lord wants me to masturbate a lot more. She’s 5′8″, 34D-23-35, is from southern California and came in second in the Kelly Slater Invitational Surf Contest in Fiji. And that’s only because Kelly Slater was masturbating to her while surfing and got in her way. Granted, she didn’t surf. She just walked down to the water in a bikini and said mahalo and entire island of Fiji rubbed one out right then and there. True story. That’s why she’s such an inspiration.

Obviously, there is a system failure, because Rush Limbaugh is banging Chloe O’Brien from 24. In the WTF? of my holiday weekend it turns out that Mary-Lynn Rajskub, who plays Chloe O’Brien on 24 is apparently “dating” Rush Limbaugh.

Recent rumors have been circulating that uber-conservative pill-popping radio host Rush Limbaugh, who recently ran into some trouble for possession of unauthorized Viagra, has been dating actress Mary-Lynn Rajskub, better known as “Chloe” from 24. Tongues were set wagging after photographs were taken of Limbaugh affectionately kissing Rajskub during a recent event at the Heritage Foundation.(source)

I love 24. And as a professional computer network hacker, I have a special place in my black hacker’s heart for the untraditionally sexy Chloe O’Brien. She’s the /perl in my #!/usr/bin, baby. I’d like to put the old CTRL-Z on this whole thing but those last two images just made me vomit bile.(Bile inducing images(last 2) and lead via:Junkiness)