I usually hate these ironic retro photo shoots where you can’t figure out what the fuck is going on for the same reason that I hate the Oscars and that is: lack of copious amount of vagina. This photo shoot, although certainly confusing (What are you a naughty soldier? A gangsta bitch stripper?) does have copious amounts of vagina. In fact I’d say this may be the best non-topless Lucy Clarkson photo shoot I’ve seen in while for 2 reasons.

1. Vagina
2. More vagina