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If there’s anything that I like more than a sassy, shit talking female detective, it’s a sassy shit talking female detective that looks like this in a bikini. My homie GMMR , who has the inside track on all things TV, tells me that Veronica Mars got picked up for a full 22 eps next season and that Kristen Bell will appear in a bikini in at least 18 of those episodes. Okay. So, that last part may not happen. I sent the CW Network some scripts, but I haven’t heard back. Probably not enough postage or something. Here are some scans of her photo shoot for the August SHAPE Magazine.

Winona Ryder is a redhead for her new movie where she plays a femme fatale who kills guys accused of sex crimes. Why does red hair make her look like a killer? (ICYDK)

Jessica Biel is single. She just broke up with Chris Evans from Fantastic Four. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to make her mine. (I’m not Obsessed)

Kristen Bell and the cast of Veronica Mars are going to be a Comic Con. It’s like a Trekkie Convention, except cool because they talk about comic books. Why is the cast of Veronica Mars there? No clue. (GMMR)

Pam Anderson gets naked for PETA because she would rather be naked than eat corn flakes, …or wear fur, or something. (Bricks and Stones)

Avril Lavigne doesn’t do drugs. ME either, unless you count coke and quaaludes. But those aren’t really counted anymore are they? (Derek Hail)

Ed. Note: Recently I, and several of my super sexy blogger friends were having an impromptu pillow fight, like we do sometimes, and the conversation turned to some shady theiving bastards who are ripping our RSS feeds and automatically posting our content to their sites. Not only are they stealing our content, they are stealing our bandwidth and, in many cases our revenue. Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey. Keep an eye out for stolen content and don’t visit those sites. Bitches.

I need some shrimp and grits so check out what’s going on around the web.

Kristen Bell is cute as a button and devilishly sexy. I must stalk her. (GMMR)

Bruce Willis assaults a paparazzo and uses the old “flashy lights, epilepsy enduced violence” excuse. Yippy-kay-yeah mutha fucka! (Derek Hail)

Jessica Simpson’s new video will feature Eva Mendes, Eva Longoria, Jessica Alba and Carmen Electra. If it’s anything like, my original script, then expect to see me in a full frontally nude pile of sexy women. If it’s not, expect to masturbate anyway. (Glitterati)

Mandy Moore woke up from her dream and dumped Zach Braff. I guess he’ll have to rely on brown bear to help him through this. (Tabloid Whore)

Victoria Beckham and her nipples are hooker chic in Germany. (D-Listed)

The cover of the new Green Day album has a bleeding heart shaped grenade on the cover which allowed a young girl to identify a real live grenade in her back yard. I’m going to start a band called “The Claymores”. I want to save the children, baby. (TMZ.com)

Madonna wants to kill Lindsay Lohan and transfer her consciousness into her body through the power of Kaballah. Or maybe she’s just a needy bitch who likes young girls. Chickenhawk. (The Superficial)

All right Hamptonites. Prepare to be out Hampton-ed, out yacht-ed and out fucking classed, you new money mother fuckers. Behold the most pretentious, whitebread, old money name ever to grace the NY Times Wedding Announcements…Whipple Spaulding Newell III…yacht hair and all. God damn. Just saying his name makes silver dollars appear in his pockets. (Veiled Conceit)

Katherine Heigl is not a doctor, but she plays one in my mind. Naked.(The Bastardly)

Kara Monaco is the 2006 Playmate of the year. She’s hot but she banged Hugh Hefner which means she’s damaged goods. Hot girls with self esteem issues are easy! (Glitterati Gossip)

Tom Cruise and Puffy Puff Daddy P-Diddy Diddy (WTF ever) show what it looked like for Suri on the way out. (Best Week Ever)

Tori Spelling is getting married 2 weeks after her divorce was final. She is officially white trash. Keep her kids away from the lake.(D-Listed)

Jessica Simpson wants to smoke a little Blunt. James Blunt that is. And yes, it’s little. (Egotastic)

Veronica Mars is not getting cancelled from the new CW network. Well maybe. Probably not. What kind of half assed name is CW? I mean if you don’t want to be perceived as the “also-ran” flea market network then don’t have a name that sounds like the that 6′ 2″, 17 year old kid with the learning problem that used to kick my ass in the 5th grade. Wait. Where was I? Oh yeah Veronica Mars may be around for another season. Shocker. (GMMR)

Oh yeah. This sexy chick Victoria said that the new Armani spring 2006 line “Escape” was worth checking out and asked me to post this video. As a former Armani model I’ll have to agree. Look for my cameo in the video. I’m the sexy, non-gay guy. Marketing chicks are hot!

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