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Actress Kristen Bell who played the sassy teen detective Veronica Mars on the CW Network (CW stands for “Couldn’t Wait” to cancel one of the best shows on TV) has her plate full theses days. It looks like she’ll not only be doing the voice overs for the new show Gossip Girls, but she’ll also be appearing in at least 13 episodes NBC’s Heroes this fall. And she let slip that a VMars movie may be in our future. Here’s a snippet of her interview with Michael Ausiello.

The show was hard to follow, the show was really witty, the show was really sassy — it was for intelligent people. So I think it was wrapped up really nicely. That being said, I knew some things that were going to happen in Season 4 that I’m not going to dare say, ’cause that’s probably what the movie is going to be about.” (source)

Although the show was certainly pre-maturely canceled, and the head of CW should have her ass handed to her, it set Kristen Bell up for much bigger things. The show was critically well received and has a rabid Buffy-esque fan base, but the ratings were just never there. And that’s because the show was smart and most people are stupid. I for one really enjoyed the show, but that’s mostly because I like high school chicks that look older then they really are. I guess I’ll have to get into One tree Hill now. Sigh. More Veronica pics. They’re old, but do you really want to see more of her at Comic Con?

Kristen Bell was shafted by Carrie Underwood as PETA’s World’s Sexiest Vegetarian this year. I mean Carrie Underwood is hot but this is Veronica Mars, folks. Yes, I’ve just typecast her. When she was in Pulse, I was like Veronica would not act that way. When I watch her in her apartment at night I say to myself, man that Veronica Mars sure does eat a lot of celery. Although, she does have something black in the crisper that she should take a look at. Anyway. This is Kristen Bell Bell at the premier of Sicko totally not wearing the dress I laid out for her - but looking hot all the same. And yes these are a few days old. But I like my gossip stale. It makes better breadcrumbs.

Here are some more links of much fresher pop culture news from all my heroes.

• Â Mika Brzezinski rips Paris on MSNBC. PS. I LOVE HER. (Technorati/youtube).
• Tomb Raider Models unite to destroy your masculinity. (FHM)
• Lindsay Lohan was drunk and high when she crashed her car. Well..yeah. (Yeeeah)
• Lilly Allen expounds on the ills of Linsday Lohan as only she can. (Allie) (New address! Bookmark it.)
• Ashley Banks got hotter than a Bel Air summer. (Evil Beet)
• Angelina in new “Crown” movie with James Bond Remington Steel Peirce Brosnon (GoT)
• Daily link dump Awesomeness from Attu. He’s Dutch! (attu)
• Britney bra, panties, naked action. (Jordan)
• K-Fed won’t sign the divorce papers. Just put an X, dude. (SeriouslyOMG)
• LeeLee Sobieski has big tits and a bowtie. WTF? (DS)
• Giselle bikini photoshoot. (Bastardly)
• Hayden Panetierre painted and bikini’d. (Ninja Dude)
• Mary Kate Olsen gets gladitorial (Bricks and Stones)
• Mel B might be a whore. Spicy. (SplashNews)
• The Spice Girls are getting back together even though no one can really remember asking them to do it. (INO)
• What’s better than one topless girl in short shorts? Well two topless girls, duh. (CH)
• Britney won’t sing, because, well… she can’t. (Tasteful)
• Katharine McPhee saves Ellis Island because she is a dirty immigrant. (Celebrity Hubris)
• Wikipedia can see the future! Chris Benoit’s wife reported dead 13 hours before the cops knew. (DJM)
• Mariah Carey in Paris with her giant rack. Merci! (Gabsmash)
• Britney buys groceiries like a stripper a 3 am. But not as classy. (IBBB)

In a recent statement taken by voraciously ethical and truthful gossip reporters, Kevin Federline alleges he is indeed a family man. At present, a team of linguists are still working to determine the definition of family. Is it a nuclear unit of humans that live together in a nurturing stable environment, or a trail of white trash spawn, abandoned and forgotten like puppies in the river? We may never know.

Kevin Federline wants you to know that he’s not 100 percent pimp. In an interview with E! News, he claims, “I am a family man and that is me, that is the truth, that is in all honesty.” (source)

Kevin Federline isn’t fit to care for a lump of coal, let alone anything that breathes and requires food. Between Britney and Kevin, it’s a wonder Sean and Jayden haven’t worked out a plan to escape that involves a marbles, a makeshift ladder, a cell phone, the family dog and dressing up in little tuxedos while playing musical instruments. Babies in tuxedos are cute!

So what does Kristen Bell have to do with Britney and Kevin? Nothing. She’s just so cute it makes me giggle.

Early morning munchies have got me. Take a look around the yard and see what’s going on.

Lass Bass is gay. So fucking what? (Glitterati)

Veronica Mars at ComicCon. Kristen Bell just got 117.89% hotter. (GMMR)

Halle Berry is pregnant with a hot male model’s baby. (And no, it’s not me) (I’m not obsessed)

Scarlett Johansson at the Scoop premier. (ICYDK)

Tori Spelling at the pawn shop because her mother is bitch. (Bricks and Stones)

Eva Longoria is a man-handed midget. (The Bastardly)

Review of Clerks II (Pajiba)

If there’s anything that I like more than a sassy, shit talking female detective, it’s a sassy shit talking female detective that looks like this in a bikini. My homie GMMR , who has the inside track on all things TV, tells me that Veronica Mars got picked up for a full 22 eps next season and that Kristen Bell will appear in a bikini in at least 18 of those episodes. Okay. So, that last part may not happen. I sent the CW Network some scripts, but I haven’t heard back. Probably not enough postage or something. Here are some scans of her photo shoot for the August SHAPE Magazine.

Winona Ryder is a redhead for her new movie where she plays a femme fatale who kills guys accused of sex crimes. Why does red hair make her look like a killer? (ICYDK)

Jessica Biel is single. She just broke up with Chris Evans from Fantastic Four. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to make her mine. (I’m not Obsessed)

Kristen Bell and the cast of Veronica Mars are going to be a Comic Con. It’s like a Trekkie Convention, except cool because they talk about comic books. Why is the cast of Veronica Mars there? No clue. (GMMR)

Pam Anderson gets naked for PETA because she would rather be naked than eat corn flakes, …or wear fur, or something. (Bricks and Stones)

Avril Lavigne doesn’t do drugs. ME either, unless you count coke and quaaludes. But those aren’t really counted anymore are they? (Derek Hail)

Ed. Note: Recently I, and several of my super sexy blogger friends were having an impromptu pillow fight, like we do sometimes, and the conversation turned to some shady theiving bastards who are ripping our RSS feeds and automatically posting our content to their sites. Not only are they stealing our content, they are stealing our bandwidth and, in many cases our revenue. Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey. Keep an eye out for stolen content and don’t visit those sites. Bitches.

I need some shrimp and grits so check out what’s going on around the web.

Kristen Bell is cute as a button and devilishly sexy. I must stalk her. (GMMR)

Bruce Willis assaults a paparazzo and uses the old “flashy lights, epilepsy enduced violence” excuse. Yippy-kay-yeah mutha fucka! (Derek Hail)

Jessica Simpson’s new video will feature Eva Mendes, Eva Longoria, Jessica Alba and Carmen Electra. If it’s anything like, my original script, then expect to see me in a full frontally nude pile of sexy women. If it’s not, expect to masturbate anyway. (Glitterati)

Mandy Moore woke up from her dream and dumped Zach Braff. I guess he’ll have to rely on brown bear to help him through this. (Tabloid Whore)

Victoria Beckham and her nipples are hooker chic in Germany. (D-Listed)

The cover of the new Green Day album has a bleeding heart shaped grenade on the cover which allowed a young girl to identify a real live grenade in her back yard. I’m going to start a band called “The Claymores”. I want to save the children, baby. (TMZ.com)

Madonna wants to kill Lindsay Lohan and transfer her consciousness into her body through the power of Kaballah. Or maybe she’s just a needy bitch who likes young girls. Chickenhawk. (The Superficial)

All right Hamptonites. Prepare to be out Hampton-ed, out yacht-ed and out fucking classed, you new money mother fuckers. Behold the most pretentious, whitebread, old money name ever to grace the NY Times Wedding Announcements…Whipple Spaulding Newell III…yacht hair and all. God damn. Just saying his name makes silver dollars appear in his pockets. (Veiled Conceit)

Katherine Heigl is not a doctor, but she plays one in my mind. Naked.(The Bastardly)

Kara Monaco is the 2006 Playmate of the year. She’s hot but she banged Hugh Hefner which means she’s damaged goods. Hot girls with self esteem issues are easy! (Glitterati Gossip)

Tom Cruise and Puffy Puff Daddy P-Diddy Diddy (WTF ever) show what it looked like for Suri on the way out. (Best Week Ever)

Tori Spelling is getting married 2 weeks after her divorce was final. She is officially white trash. Keep her kids away from the lake.(D-Listed)

Jessica Simpson wants to smoke a little Blunt. James Blunt that is. And yes, it’s little. (Egotastic)

Veronica Mars is not getting cancelled from the new CW network. Well maybe. Probably not. What kind of half assed name is CW? I mean if you don’t want to be perceived as the “also-ran” flea market network then don’t have a name that sounds like the that 6′ 2″, 17 year old kid with the learning problem that used to kick my ass in the 5th grade. Wait. Where was I? Oh yeah Veronica Mars may be around for another season. Shocker. (GMMR)

Oh yeah. This sexy chick Victoria said that the new Armani spring 2006 line “Escape” was worth checking out and asked me to post this video. As a former Armani model I’ll have to agree. Look for my cameo in the video. I’m the sexy, non-gay guy. Marketing chicks are hot!

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Kristen Bell is in the new Maxim that hits the stands this week. There is really no reason to post these other than to save you the five dollars of having to buy the magazine or the 0.0003 calories it would take you to go to Maxim’s web site and view them yourself. That’s how much I love you. Plus, Veronica Mars is hot. And Spunky. I can’t figure why she wants to date those gay guys on the show. That’s probably best left to the experts like Givememyremote.com.