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Kirsten Dunst, Minus the Snaggletooth

Fatback — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 13:40:21 +0000

Ah, behold Kirsten Dunst for Miu Miu’s Spring/Summer 2008 line. Cute. Really cute. Usually Kirsten dresses about a half a step away from a homeless woman, but hey, designer couture certainly makes her seem something other than a gutter punk. And Miu Miu had the good sense to choose photos for the campaign where Kirsten keeps her mouth shut and doesn’t showcase her snaggletooth. While I kinda, sorta get people wanting to hang onto a beauty mark for “character” or “individuality” or whatever, a snaggletooth is another story. Kirsten needs to fix the rogue tooth so it doesn’t scare people, or snag the delicate skin of a guy when she’s engaging in certain activities. Hey, I’m just sayin’!

Anyway, in her Miu Miu campaign Kirsten looks nice and fortunately there is no sighting of The Snaggle . . .

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Fatback — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 16:05:17 +0000

Hope you all had a fun filled Easter Weekend celebrating the rabbit that lays chocolate eggs who brought that Jewish guy back from the dead, or whatever that’s all about. I just drank a lot and had sex fourteen times. Which is kinda the same thing. Paganism is the shit. Switching gears from religion to awww, aint that cute as a button, here’s Jessica Simpson, wearing a homemade dress frolicking with John Mayer on the beach in a totally non-staged day of fun in the ~~sun~~ overcast clouds.

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Totally sweet spoiler of the next Heroes Episode. Linderman is a hero too? (Heroes Forum)
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Jenna Haze drinks something ut I’m just staring at her rack. (Bastardly)
Scarlett Johansson tries to un-whorify herself. (Bumpshack)
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Fatback — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 14:33:58 +0000

So much is going on today. Emily and I and the rest of the crew are working hard to pull together the top stories. Enjoy these tidbits till then.

Pamela Anderson is bald. (Celebrity Smack)
Doogie aka Barney aka Neil Patrick Harris gay. So? Suit up and tell Perez to shut the fuck up. (Cele|bitchy)
Tiffani Amber Theissen. Still hot. (Drunken Stepfather)
Heather Thomas from the 80′s spank list. TJ Hooker was the shit. (Bumpshack)
Britney moved out and lives in a hotel. (Glitterati)
Evangeline Lilly may be perfect. I must stalk her. (Yeeeah!)
Kirsten Dunst likes fangs. (INO)
Everyday Equations. Even stupid people need math! (College Humor)
Paris Hilton bruises like a dirty peach. (Celebslam)

Oh, BTW. That’s Lisa Dean Ryan who played Wanda on Doogie Howser. That’s the only pic I could find. Wanda was the shit.

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