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Ah, behold Kirsten Dunst for Miu Miu’s Spring/Summer 2008 line. Cute. Really cute. Usually Kirsten dresses about a half a step away from a homeless woman, but hey, designer couture certainly makes her seem something other than a gutter punk. And Miu Miu had the good sense to choose photos for the campaign where Kirsten keeps her mouth shut and doesn’t showcase her snaggletooth. While I kinda, sorta get people wanting to hang onto a beauty mark for “character” or “individuality” or whatever, a snaggletooth is another story. Kirsten needs to fix the rogue tooth so it doesn’t scare people, or snag the delicate skin of a guy when she’s engaging in certain activities. Hey, I’m just sayin’!


Anyway, in her Miu Miu campaign Kirsten looks nice and fortunately there is no sighting of The Snaggle . . .

Hope you all had a fun filled Easter Weekend celebrating the rabbit that lays chocolate eggs who brought that Jewish guy back from the dead, or whatever that’s all about. I just drank a lot and had sex fourteen times. Which is kinda the same thing. Paganism is the shit. Switching gears from religion to awww, aint that cute as a button, here’s Jessica Simpson, wearing a homemade dress frolicking with John Mayer on the beach in a totally non-staged day of fun in the sun overcast clouds.

LINKS!

• Totally sweet spoiler of the next Heroes Episode. Linderman is a hero too? (Heroes Forum)
• Dita Von Tease gets naked. Again. Never gets old, but GF needs some vitamin D. (DS)
• Avril Lavigne is a sell out. But I’m sure she’s totally hardcore on the inside. (Tasteful)
• Kirsten Dundst got dumped. SFW? (Yeeeah!)
• Jenna Haze drinks something ut I’m just staring at her rack. (Bastardly)
• Scarlett Johansson tries to un-whorify herself. (Bumpshack)
• Charlotte Church is a big black girl. (DListed)
• Celebrities smoking pot, for you fetishist. (City Rag)

So much is going on today. Emily and I and the rest of the crew are working hard to pull together the top stories. Enjoy these tidbits till then.

• Pamela Anderson is bald. (Celebrity Smack)
• Doogie aka Barney aka Neil Patrick Harris gay. So? Suit up and tell Perez to shut the fuck up. (Cele|bitchy)
• Tiffani Amber Theissen. Still hot. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Heather Thomas from the 80’s spank list. TJ Hooker was the shit. (Bumpshack)
• Britney moved out and lives in a hotel. (Glitterati)
• Evangeline Lilly may be perfect. I must stalk her. (Yeeeah!)
• Kirsten Dunst likes fangs. (INO)
• Everyday Equations. Even stupid people need math! (College Humor)
• Paris Hilton bruises like a dirty peach. (Celebslam)

Oh, BTW. That’s Lisa Dean Ryan who played Wanda on Doogie Howser. That’s the only pic I could find. Wanda was the shit.