NSFW – Fatback Media

The Heath Ledger story is rightfully dominating celebrity news, but it’s too sad to me to talk about so I’m going in the opposite direction and adding a little levity to today’s post. Levity in the form of two of the Kardasian sisters half-dressed. Now onto my observations on pictures of Kim and Kourtney:


1) Kim has saddlebags–check out the last photo below. It’s very rare that the public sees her hips without clothing on and unphotoshopped–usually on the beach she covers up in a towel. Now she was caught in the act so to speak, and I see a little saddlebag there on the photo right!


2) Saddlebags aside, Kim has an awesome, voluptuous body. I’m pretty sure her boobs are real too, and we’ll all be seeing a lot more of them since she is one of the new models for Travis Barker’s Famous Stars and Straps clothing line.


3) I’m totally crushing on Kim’s bathingsuit! Kourtney’s? Nah, not so much.


4) It looks a little too windy to be out on the beach in Miami. Oh wait, how else to better draw paparazzi attention than in very little clothing, i.e. bathing suits? Okay, now I get it, ladies!

So the reports of the Kim Kardashian Playboy shoot appear to be true. According to Us Magazine she’ll be on the December 2007 cover and inside she’ll be in a 12 page spread. Get it?

A Playboy source tells Us that Kardashian’s shoot reveals more than originally planned. Though her body is mostly draped in sheets and jewelry, the source says that Kardashian “will show one boob, and her bare butt.” (source)

Well, most of us have seen every inch of her already so the Playboy spread probably won’t raise too many eyebrows. Playboy is not exactly known for capturing staggering reality, so the pictures are likely to be so photoshopped that she’ll end up looking like Sienna Miller in a pirate outfit. Personally, I like my pornography with some veritas. I don’t need some art student trying to make me see the dichotomy of beauty and war by dressing a girl in scarves and photographing her on an oil tanker, I wanna see full-on raw nudity shot in someone’s shitty apartment with a Fuji Quicksnap. With penetration and cumshots and tears. Like real life!

R&B star and Kim Kardashian sex tape co-star (?) Ray J has dreams of becoming Mayor of Carson California, not a huge stretch considering Ahnold is the guvnah and Sonny Bono was a member of Congress. Except, Ray J is a naughty, naughty boy and his sex tape controversy may be keeping him out of office.

The singer/actor has huge political ambitions and his leaked sex tape, in which he cavorted with socialite Kim Kardashian, wrecked his bid to become Carson’s mayor this year (07) – but he isn’t giving up. He tells Sister 2 Sister magazine, “I might do it at the next election and let all of this controversy die down and then hit them harder.”

“I want people to look at other things besides rapping and singing… Young people 18 and older don’t vote. When I get people to start voting and start uplifting themselves in the political side of life… I’m making a change in the world. “I’m going to keep going. I’m going for president of the United States of America.” (source)

Ahh hahaha, “hit them harder”. That’s what she said. Seriously though, I’m all for electing porn stars to public offices. John Holmes can be the Thruster of the House. Linda Lovelace can play Bush. And Elisha Cuthbert can be the Fist Lady. (Okay I know she isn’t a porn star, but she played one once and that’s basically the same thing.) Sessions of Congress would really just be consecutive days of orgies and the State of the Union addresses would be broadcasts of classic hits like Ally McFeal, Nightmare on Dyke Street and Dial A for Anal. Holy shit, the ideas are rolling…where’s my pen??

Oh. Umm. We at FB&C acknowledge free love and its consequences so before you tag it, bag it. No glove, no love. And so on. Holla!

 

Well the Kim Kardashian sex tape brouhaha is about to be put to rest because apparently Kim Kardashian has settled with Vivid and they are pulling the tape.  I’m psyched, not only because I got to say brouhaha (say it!), but also because a) I watched for free (thanks internet!) and b) besides getting to see her big rack and her swallowing the happy ending, the vids were kinda weak.

Socialite Kim Kardashian has dropped a law suit against Vivid Entertainment for the release of Kim Kardashian Superstar, a sex video she made with her lover of three years, R&B artist Ray J, after Vivid agreed to pay her a financial settlement.

“We are pleased that Kim has dropped her legal action against us,” said Steven Hirsch, co-chairman of Vivid Entertainment in a statement released to Star. “We met with her several times and finally reached a financial arrangement that we both feel is fair.” The agreement is for Vivid to Kim for her hard work — a lump sum financial settlement for the sale of the DVDs.  (SOURCE)

So what’s the difference between a jobless, snotnose socialite who gets paid to have sex and a streetwalking whore? Marketing. Here’s Kim doing nothing and being famous for it. Maybe if I give her $100 bill she’ll take of her top. I think that’s fair.