Kevin Costner was awesome in No Way Out, which is one of my favorite movies, but I have always thought that he might be a creepy perv in real life. This story is a bit old and was a “blind” item for a while but everyone has known for sometime that Kevin Costner was the “famous actor” who man-handled a masseuse into a handjob while on his honeymoon. The case, which involved the hotel and the hotel employee who was fired for speaking up about the incident, finally went to court and was settled this week for an undisclosed sum. How shitty does his hot, young wife (whom I am totally amenable to having revenge sex with) have to feel when she finds out her new husband got a hand-job by the masseuse while she was waiting her turn in the lobby? Costner’s lawyer [Bloch] had this to say:

“This was never about Kevin Costner. This was a dispute between a hotel and an ex-employee. [There] were accusations made that were never proven,” Bloch told Page Six’s Bill Hoffmann.

Page Six continues: Costner, 51, was honeymooning with new wife, Christine, when he went for the massage. The masseuse told the court, “I couldn’t believe he thought he could get away with [it]. When I was giving his wife a massage afterwards, I wanted to tell her everything.” (source)

I think it’s completely despicable what he did to that girl but, obviously it’s nothing that a few hundred thousand dollars couldn’t cure. He should have just dropped a couple of hundreds on the table when he dropped his pants and said, “I think we both know how this is going to end”. Could have saved him some money. Oh, and I don’t mean to imply that massage therapy is not a noble vocation or that all masseuses are prostitutes. Wait. Yes I do. You want happy ending?

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