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Little Kellie Pickler. Little cute, country fried Kellie and her talk of Tarantula’s (fake eye lashes) and minks (Simon called her a minx) has the whole country fooled. She’s not as sweet and innocent as she would have us believe. Case in Point: Her prom dress. (DListed story & photo source) Holy shit. That’s what I would expect to see if I rubbed a magic lamp, not on my date at the prom. I’m from the south and girls didn’t dress like that at the prom. I’ve never seen a dress with the “thong look” built in. That’s got to make your odds of scoring on prom night rise like, 1067% or something. After the slow dance you’ve already been to third base.
Kellie has perfected the aw-shucks, country-come-to-town act that her contemporaries Britney (who didn’t have to act it) and Jessica (who is trying to shed it) brought into the mainstream. There’s no doubt she’s hot. There’s also no doubt that she knows it, and will use it to get what she wants. If you don’t see it, then she had you at “bless your heart”. And just to prove that I am not a misogynistic bastard, here are some pictures of the real American Idol, Katharine McPhee’s rack.

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