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Former Miss Nevada, Katie Rees is back in the news for scandalous behavior. This time, instead of girl-on-girl nudity in a bar she just got plowed and talked shit to the cops.

Rees, who lost her crown in 2006 after racy photos of her emerged on the Internet, was arrested shortly before 3 a.m. Wednesday after she allegedly elbowed and kicked officers who pulled her over on a traffic violation, Las Vegas Metropolitan police told the station. (source)

I, for one, am psyched to see Katie back in the news. She’s a real party girl’s party girl. It’s refreshing to see skanky girls with that kind of drive. These days most slutty chicks settle for a few years of whoring, drinking and drugs before they get pregnant, fat and bitchy. Katie’s going the distance. Like a racehorse - a drunken, slutty racehorse that might steal your shit.

And now, a trip down memory lane. After the jump…

Katie Rees, the former Miss Nevada who was tossed out when scandalous photos of her flashing her rack and kissing another girl at a bar appeared on the web earlier this year, is in the news again for partying - this time a little too hardy.

[Katie] was recently rushed to Las Vegas’ Spring Valley Hospital when friends feared she may have overdosed on drugs. Emergency room doctors ruled out an overdose but discovered she’s had far too much to drink. “She’d been out partying with a bunch of pals at a nightclub and was really wasted, totally out of it,� said an insider.  (source)

This reminds me of a story that I told a girl I was dating one time. She was a prisspot high maintenance bitch and she always wondered why her younger sister got more attention from guys when it was quite obvious to her that she  (my bitch GF) was the prettier one and not her sister.

I said,

“Putting aside the narcissistic vitriol and murderous envy you have for your sister (and that’s fucked up BTW),  it’s like this: You think you’re a princess and you dress and act like a high maintenance bitch whose ass is so tight you couldn’t shit a BB pellet. Your sister is tan, has a hot rack and is not afraid to show it off. Also, she’s a slut. Guys love sluts. We do. It’s biological. Easy kill wins every time. Would I rather spend all night buying a chick $15 apple-tinis (with a splash of grenadine and two limes, please) while she tells me about her $400 purses and all the doctors that want to date her, just to go home with blue balls, or bang the red head chick with  the big titties who drives a fork lift and has a tattoo of a dragon on her ass?”

QED. Katie Rees is my fucking hero.

Tara Conner is hitting the publicity circuit, now that she’s out of rehab and soon to be replaced after the new 2007 Miss America is chosen this month. She recently sat down with Myrtle Beach native, Nancy O’Dell for an interview for Access Hollywood. Let’s listen in shall we?

“I feel one million times better,” she added.

Conner, who entered a Pennsylvania rehab facility on December 21, 2006, said she has just passed her 90 days of sobriety (94 days as of March 15, 2007) and said that she is sensing things that she never felt before.

“Yeah, I was completely numb. When I got my 90 day chip or coin I cried…I will cry when I am happy or I will get so excited…” Conner added that her next sobriety milestone she is aiming for is her “one year” and said that “is going to be great, God-willing, I will make it there.” (source)

I know this is probably inappropriate, but that sounds sad and dirty and it kinda turns me on. Everyone knows that chicks in rehab are easy… because they’re quitters. The reason I pointed out that Nancy O’Dell is from Myrtle Beach is to make a point about being a southern girl and making sure you keep your ass between the ditches. Nancy O’Dell rose through the ranks as a journalist on several respected southeastern news stations to become a poised, attractive television personality. Sure, she had her whore phase, (who doesn’t) but she had the decency to do that shit behind closed doors.

Tara Conner, on the other hand typifies the naiveté of the rebel choir girl gone bad who hits the big city only to find out that the world is a lot bigger and a lot more soul crushing than she could have imagined. Back home she was daddy’s little princess and the hot thang who landed the guy with the biggest lift kit on his 4X4 - to the envy of all the other country girls. But to big city(i.e the world outside), she was just another 20 year old with an appetite for destruction that was all too easily accommodated. My point? It’s better to burn out than fade away, bitches! I threw in one pic of Katie Rees just because I love you like that. Really.

UPDATE: Looks like I ruffled a few sexy tail feathers. Check out the comments.

Miss America and former party girl Tara Conner is out of rehab and into spinning some PR. Matt Lauer of the Today Show will get the only scheduled live interview on Thursday and a taped interview for Dateline will air Thursday night. In a pre-interview statement picked up by E! news, Tara expounds on being a role model, finding inner peace and her stint in rehab.

“I would not change my past, because it gave me my future,” she told NBC News in preparation for her chat with Lauer. “I learned the tools to live a clean and sober life of recovery. From rehab, I gain sobriety.” (source)

Fuck that. She’s a 21 year old religiously oppressed southern girl with a great rack and an appetite for destruction. Of course she partied when she got to the big city. That’s what they do. Sending a horny 21 year old model to rehab for sex and drugs is like cutting off a unicorn’s horn and stabbing him in the eye with it. Then giving him an eye-patch to wear so he thinks that maybe, just maybe, you didn’t really mean to do it. Then you laugh at him in front of the other mythical beasts. And he just cries silent tears from his one good eye that hit the ground and turn into black rainbows of dispair as the magic leaves this world forever. Because he’s a pussy.

Miss New Jersey Ashley Harder has stepped down from her throne, stating she is pregnant. Jesus, condoms should be these girls’ platforms. Especially that Miss Nevada, she’s a dirty, dirty girl.

The Philadelphia Daily News reports that the 20-year-old Harder has voluntarily stepped down, because it’s against pageant rules to compete while pregnant. (source)

We didn’t have high glamor beauty pageants in my hometown, unless you consider the Miss Vidalia Onion Festival a glamorous title, but that only meant you were hotter than the blue-ribbon pig. The problem was just this, if you weren’t knocked up, you were too busy pulling double shifts at the Piggly Wiggly in hopes of getting the fuck out of dodge, no time for fancy shmancy pageants. Anyway, we’re now taking bids on who’s the next beauty to go and why. I vote Miss Nebraska…in the bathroom stall…with Miss Kansas. CLUE rocks.

That’s the salacious headline folks, but according to Page Six the photo spread of the hot Kentucky native may be anything but sexy and southern, y’all.

A job is waiting when Tara Conner gets out of rehab. Playboy wants to shoot the troubled Miss USA for its cover. Donald Trump and his execs at the Miss Universe Organization are mulling the offer. Conner, who hails from a small town in Kentucky, was nearly stripped of her title after it was alleged she was having sex with sleazy nightclubbing cads who were giving her cocaine. Said an insider, “If Trump allowed her to do it, it would have to be in good taste.” Which means she’ll keep her top on. (source)

Why is she even considering Playboy anyway? Playboy is like Maxim-plus or something. I’ve seen better nudity in the bible. She should show her wild southern spirit and pose for something raunchy like Cheri or Hustler where the photo shoots are done in mobile homes and there’s usually somebody’s oxygen tank toting grandmother smoking cigarettes in the background of the double dong lesbian anal dildo scenes. Here are some more Tara Conner pics in case you forgot what she looked like.

So, some quick site news for you while I type this on a circa 1950’s ARPANet keyboard from the basement of my private bunker. I’ve had the week off, and apparently so has my server and all the people who work at my hosting company. We’re trying get everything up and running but my laptop also crapped out because it is a dirty whore. Speaking of. Here are the top 10 whores of 2006.

1. My server. Whore
2. My Laptop. Whore
3. My databases. All whores.
4. The bitch who paid for her Starbucks this morning from a change purse using mostly pennies. Whore. (this is technically a 2007 whore, but I’m sure this bitch has been whorish for sometime.)
5. Britney Spears’ vagina. Red, chaffed Whore.
6. Lindsay Lohan’s vagina. Crabby, red whore.
7. Paris Hilton’s DNA. Every living cell = whore.
8. Gossip bloggers. All whores. But we love each other, right?
9. Perez Hilton. A real whore’s whore.
10. Mom. Still whoring after all these years.

Honorable mentions go out to Tara Conner and Katie Rees for whoring up the holidays. So. Hopefully I’ll have some good shit on deck later today, till then. Stay whorish you fucking whorey whores!

Apparently, Miss USA Tara Conner, late of Miss USA-gate has eschewed the girl-on-girl and cocaina for some quieter digs for the holidays and entered a rehab clinic. [I guess she got a reprieve because there were no photos of her making out with Miss Teen USA or doing coke]. That should teach Miss Nevada, Katie Rees a lesson: If you’re going to get buck wild, don’t do it at a bar. Do it at my house. Rehab is for quitters.

Tarnished beauty-pageant tart Tara Conner won’t be having many debauched late nights – or fast guys to spend them with — at her latest home, the Caron Foundation rehab center in Pennsylvania. In fact, reports the New York Daily News, Tara will be in bed by 11 o’clock at night, up at 6:30 in the AM, and will be doing chores like mopping, cleaning and making her own bed, just like all the other attendees of the $24,000-per-day facility. (TMZ)

For $24,000.00 a day, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be mopping and making my own bed. Unless it was a magical golden mop. And my mattress was stuffed with $1000 dollar bills and the sheets were naked supermodels. God bless us every one. I know you’ve seen these before, but it’s the holdays! And what better time tom make yourself feel better than someone else?

PS. Those NSFW Katie Rees (Miss Nevada) pics are still up and ready for you to wish you were at that bar that night right here.

Happy Holidays to you sad muthafuckas that have to work this week. Here are some links to waste time when you’re not photocopying your ass.

• Laura Csortan in Ralph Magazine. She may be my new Marissa Miller. You decide! (Bastardly)
• Mary Kate Olsen is a river with. Burn her. (Yeeeah)
• Faith Hill on Santa’s lap. Santa has no pants. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Keith Urban and Nicole reunited because he escaped from rehab. Not really. (Bumpshack)
• Tara Reid. Teh Hawtness. (ICYDK)
• Maxim’s Top10 for 2006. (Gossip or Truth)

Well, I take back everything I said about Tara Conner and how country girls go wild because of religious repression. Say hello to Miss Nevada baby! She’s everything that’s right about hot chicks and beauty pageants. She’s hot and has a great rack. She kisses other hot girls, has no tan lines and she doesn’t mind nudity. At all. Joy to the fucking world.

Shocking photos of a Miss USA contestant have come hot on the fashionable heels of a scandal that rocked reigning Miss USA Tara Conner.

The raunchy pics show Katie Rees, Miss Nevada 2007, exposing her breasts, passionately kissing other young women, and simulating oral sex with females and a male. (source)

Seasonal Links:

• Angelique Boyer missed jailbait by this much. Pervs. (Bastardly)
• Victoria Beckham cut her short because she’s a whore. Short haired girls are whorish. (Yeeeah)
• Britney cell phone pics from Forty Deuce. Whore. (Drunken stepfather)
• Get you Luvah a Snorg Tee for Christmas you cheap skate. (Snorg tees)
• Make your own t-shirts you creative bastards. (Cafe press)
• Miss Teen USA dropped by MADD becuase Drunk whore. (Bumpshack)

Here’s some more of Miss Nevada, Katie Rees ensuring a her new career as person who gets pad because she’s hot. (I to the muh’fucking E: Hooter’s girl)

COMPLETELY NON SEXY UPDATE: So I had to remove those images of Miss Nevada and all her sexy, girl on girl naked cavorting because apparently I don’t know much about the law even though I have watched like 40 years of Law & Order. Once I get the legal details worked out I’ll post the nudey nudes again. Till then, go here while they last. PS. They are NSFW unless you have a PDA you dirty dog.