Although the show is considered to be the most successful prime time soap opera ever, it arguably jumped the shark in the 1979-80 season (Season 2) during the ‘Who Shot JR?’ story line that, despite the fact that it captivated an entire nation of viewers and even the Turkish Parliament, received backlash by critics for a backfilled script that seemed written after the fact. I was sleeping in Incredible Hulk Underoos, in my General Lee replica bed with Dukes of Hazzard sheets at the time so I can only go with what the old folks tell me happened. God bless ‘em. So, if that isn’t boring enough for you, check out the insanely accurate Wikipedia for more on Dallas.

Oh. Here are some more images of the insanely cute and powder fresh, Katie Cassidy.

In the surprise move of the decade, movie producers have somehow managed to greenlight a full-length Dallas film based on the shitty original TV series. Oh, you thought I was going to comment on how a virtual unknown got the role over heavy-hitters like Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson. I’m pretty good at judging character by just looking at photographs so I would say the reason for the choice is that Katie Cassidy isn’t an insufferable lying bitch, or and insufferable lying bitch who is also a coked out whore. In fact, I would say that Katie Cassidy is an extraordinarily pretty girl who smells like expensive soap and new leather. Mmmm. Lilacs. (source TMZ)