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Grey’s Anatomy beauty Katherine Heigl will be staying on the hit ABC show after all. This all stems from reports that she was complaining about her salary. Earlier this week a source told PEOPLE that Katherine was not happy with her compensation and felt like others were getting a better deal.

“Katie is disappointed and hurt that (producer) Touchstone doesn’t value her as much as her other costars, especially Sandra Oh and Isaiah Washington,” (source)

After negotiations ABC released this as a rebuttal to that report:

“Katherine is an integral part of Grey’s Anatomy and its success. Fortunately, we have a longterm contract to ensure she’ll be with the show for several years to come,” says the statement. “In recognition of her tremendous talent and value to the show, we recently approached Katherine with an offer to raise her compensation significantly above the terms of her current contract. We were surprised to see this gesture reported negatively in the press, and want to reassure fans that she will continue as Izzie Stevens.” (source)

Wow. When they put it that way, I guess they’re really saying the same thing. Because at first it sounded like:

Shut the fuck up or you’ll be doing bit parts on Crossing Jordan and Law & Order for the next 5 years, even if Ellen Pompeo starves to death . Roswell and a Steven Seagall fucking sequel gets you about Jack. Shit. SO. HELP. ME. GOD. Now go get me a god damn sandwich from craft services.

More “Katie” modeling at the car show because she’s just that good.

With all this talk of death and wasted youth and drugs, it really got me reminiscing about the good ole days. Back when it was cool to have a nice natural rack and healthy curves. And people didn’t get famous by just being rotten rich whores. They earned that shit on the casting couch like real American heroes. Click the links and then check out Tia Carrere and her Hawaiian Punch. Tia Carrere still has it going on because A) she’s old school and natural and B) she’s not dead. Kudos!

• Anna Nicole Tribute: In a bastardly way (Bastardly)
• Halle Berry is pregnant?NOT MINE! (Yeeeah)
• Lindsay Lohan buys Marilyn Momroe’s house. History repeating? (Allie ia Wired)
• Kim Kardashian sex tape clips. I really hate what her people did to the Bajorans. (DS)
• Rosie Blogs about Anna. I couldn’t be more bored with this. (INO)
• Katharine Heigl is hot. And says some words on Martha. (Smart)
• Smokin Aces Reviewed. (Ocean’s 11 + Reservoir Dogs ) – coherent paceing = Mildy Awesome. (Pajiba)
• Megan Fox in FHM. She’s a BMF. (FHM)
• Newest Kim Kardashian Video Snippet with Kardashian Vagina (DS)

Howdy, folks, Emily here, sending you a delightful photo of Grey’s Anatomy hottie Katherine Heigl with snake at the Tao Laz Vegas first anniversary.(Photo)

Women and snakes go together like vodka and a fist full of Xanax. Super hot women and snakes are a combination more lethal than Danny Smith’s drug overdose (RIP!) Seeing that snake reminds me of the time I caught Sister Edwards gathering chicken bones for her hoodoo spell to invoke on her husband. Allegedly, he was caught in the bathroom stall with his secretary in a decidedly un-Godly state. The preacher said in order to officially repent her sin of burning-hot resentment, she had to stand in the pulpit with a rattlesnake, praying for deliverance of the demons that lay at her doorstep. The Lord would forgive her if she faced the snake unharmed. After her cleansing, the congregation gathered in celebration in the dining hall for fried chicken and sweet potatoes while EMS administered the anti-venom. Ahhh, sweet memories. The south rulez!

Here are a couple of more pictures of Katherine and her goodly presence.

I normally don’t watch awards shows because they normally suck. However, this year was different. Oh, I still didn’t watch, I was hosting the 2006 Hottest Swedish Supermodel in My Boxer Shorts (HSSIMBS) contest in my penthouse suite at the Four Seasons, but if the opening montage above was any indication then I should have DVR’d it just for that. That and Katherine Heigl’s rack. Must See TV.