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Can this even be real? How can Pete Doherty still be alive? Are there any drugs left to do in England? It looks like now he’s just rubbing the shit on his face with a hand full of broken glass . The dude is scabby and bleeding from 1001 different spots, including his fingernails, he continues to do drugs and somehow he convinced a (former) supermodel that he’s a rockstar and not the grim specter of death. If I saw him on the street I would call the CDC with a level 5 containment emergency, not ask for his autograph. When people look like this in Africa they firebomb the whole village and call it day. Somehow, Pete and his hemorrhagic fever can still get gigs with his band and avoid prosecution for drug violations time after time. PS. Joe Black here, just announced his engagement at a recent show. Love is in the air. Oh, and so is a fine aerosol of diseased, pussey blood.

Suddenly skipping alongside him on stage was that other emblem of the druggie world, Kate Moss, making a fleeting appearance to support her man - the soiled supermodel had time enough to stick up a middle finger at the audience.

So ladylike. And there was Doherty telling the cheering crowd he was “dedicating this song to my fiancee”. (source)

Here’s Pete showing how close we all are to meeting out final repose. Ah, love. “O, how this spring of love resembleth
The uncertain glory of an April day…” (The rest of the pics are Marissa Miller so I don’t slash my wrists- ed.)

Hey y’all. It’s Halloween, my favorite holiday and it’s time for the 1st annual FB&C Celebrity Halloween Costume Contest. Our panel of expert judges, mostly consisting of me, have reviewed the top celebrity costumes this year and we have decided on the winner. We’d like to thank the celebrities for all the really inspired costumes this year. We can’t say for sure, but from the look of things, most of our contestants planned out their costumes tens of minutes before leaving the house. Sweet! Here are the contestants. Continue after the jump.

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Rocker Pete Doherty and supermodel Kate Moss have announced their wedding date. Never a couple to let debilitating addiction stand on their way, the lush event will be held in January in Spain.

The day after Babyshambles announced they have postponed the rest of their tour to give Doherty more time for rehab, we now hear Pete and Kate have set a wedding date. The big event will apparently take place on January 16th, 2007 in the notorious party town of Ibiza, Spain. January 16th also happens to be Kate’s 33rd birthday. The event will cost an estimated $3.7 million dollars and will be attended by Sir Elton John, Sir Richard Branson, Jude Law and Jade Jagger. The couple plans to sell their wedding pictures to the highest bidder and then honeymoon in the United States. (source)

Holy shit, Pete Doherty is hot. But OMG not. I wish the best of luck to the emaciated, ghostly pair. Nothing like getting married in a raucous European party city to keep the rehab in check. I think you’d probably be more successful at scrubbing the crabs off your pubes with Paris Hilton’s pubes than you would staying off drugs in Ibiza. The last time I attended a junkie wedding in Europe, I woke up the next day with sticky hair, a hangover, a shamrock tattoo down there and a used IUD. Don’t ask. Do you suppose the party favors will include a needle and a spoon? I’m awful.