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Who even knows what that means? That’s Jaime Pressly, who’s hotter than a gasoline fueled barnfire. She’s so hot and country that I should write a country song about her. Except, I just want to bang her, not spend a whole lotta time singing about how she makes my truck smell better when she rides with me or that she shouldn’t cheat on me with my brother because he has kids. She just got married to someone, somewhere and I care so little that I’m not even going to link to it. Google it. But I bet you’d rather see her naked so I Googled that. (NSFW) Here’s what’s happening around the block.

• Gabriela Spanic has more left boob than Nicole Ritchie has body mass. I calculated it. I’m that fucking smart. (Bastardly)
• Sharon Stone…cougarlicious. Whatever. You’d hit it. (Yeeeah!)
• Kate Hudson in some wet girl on girl action. (IDLYITW)
• Back up in that Pajiba with the resurrection. (Pajiba)
• I would say that Jamie Lyn Sigler was getting a little J in the T. But I don’t want to get whacked. Plus, I like lil’ juice in the caboose. (Subvert)
• Keeley Hazel and her perfectly shaped, lingerie covered breasts. (Hollywood Tuna)
• Most of the boobies on this site (FB&C) (NSFW, you big dummy)
• Lindsay Lohan is all kinds of fucked up (Drunken Stepfather)

Happy weekend. Holla back.

Actress Kate Hudson has reportedly split from her husband Chris Robinson, the lead singer for the Black Crowes.

Hudson’s spokesperson, Brad Cafarelli, has confirmed the split but has so far refused to give any further details.

Ironically, the 27-year-old actress recently claimed the perfect marriage doesn’t exist and that love is not enough to ensure a marriage survives.

She said: “I don’t like this idea of the perfect marriage. People can be in love madly and deeply and go through so much and still end up together. That’s what you hope for.”

The ‘Skelton Key’ star, the daughter of Hollywood actress Goldie Hawn, also warned prospective newlyweds that married life is not easy.

She explained: “No one should get married if they think it’s going to be a fairytale.” (source)

As a sexy southern rocker, I was really into the Black Crowes back in the day. My band didn’t do that well because I was too sexy and talented. Rockers have to be thin and emaciated with bad teeth, not athletic yet svelte, and ripped like me. Chris Robinson has always amazed me with his ability to maintain that ‘P.O.W. in a bamboo cage for 10 years‘ look, and still manage to have sex with Kate Hudson. There used to be rumors that the Black Crowes were into voodoo and black magic. Wait. They were married for 6 years and together for 1 before that, right? It all makes sense.