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What a fatty. That’s usually what you call someone who doubles their weight right? I think that Kate Bosworth may have actually broken 100 lbs. this time. These are images from the premier of 11 hour which is the documentary about saving the environment made by entitled rich wasters who couldn’t give the slightest shit. ANYWAY.

Kate looks  cute-as-a-button again, her rack is back and I even think I see signs of little teeeny weeney sexy belly in that dress. I guess she must have used the ancient healing method for dealing with a neurological eating disorder: food.

I’ve never understood why chicks who have issues decide to stop eating. It really helps no one. It’s a selfish, narcissistic way of telling everyone how much better you are than them. “Look at me, I have control over my life. I can fucking starve and look gross as shit. I’m better than you, you fat fuck“. Fuck that. Whatever happened to girls just going through a whore phase? More Kate, who’s now back on the hotties list.

I’m not one to call names, but that Kate Bosworth is really disgustingly fat. What a slob. She’s really letting herself go. Take her latest slovenly adventure at Magnolia where she really packed it in…

“Superman Returns” star Kate Bosworth proved that food is not her kryptonite and enjoyed a girls’ night out on the town this weekend.

Bosworth dined at trendy Hollywood restaurant Magnolia on Saturday with four girlfriends — including pop singer Jewel and their stylist Jessica Paster.

For appetizers, the not-so-big-boned beauty had cigarettes and bottled water, followed by a heaping bowl of bread. Bosworth finished off the course with a wedge of iceberg lettuce.

Jewel, who was quoted in Blender magazine saying “alcohol really does solve all your problems,” steered clear of any complications and ordered herself a cocktail. (source)

Wow. Kate Bosworth transformed from completely girl-next-door-bangable to thin-as-a-door grotesque. I’d rather put my penis in an abacus than Kate Bosworth, but then again, I’m pretty good at math. Jewel, on the other hand, remains on my list of Alaskan girls who once were homeless, but then wrote hit record, who also have a great rack, and I would like to bang. Well, to be fair, there are only 2 girls on that list and the first one is buried in the tundra. TOTALLY natural causes, dude. For reals. Here are some shots of Kate when she was a real woman.

UPDATE: So yeah. The post would have made more sens if I had attached those recent pictures of Kate as well, but in retrospect, I want to remember her like this and not like she’s on a hunger strike.