Jodie Marsh is British, and from what I know of the British they like to eat pudding that’s not really pudding, pies that have meat in them, drink port and Gin all day at work and are mostly nude. Oh and 95% of them are spies for some country or another. So here’s Jodie Marsh the naked British spy, who takes her Gin martini’s with a twist, can pick a dead bolt in 20 seconds and has a intimate knowledge of the one-time pad. And she’s topless. Cheerio!

LINKS! If you made it this far, you rogue.

• Lindsay Lohan is broke. And broken. And broke down. (Holly Scoop)
• Hayden Panettiere like the taste of blood. Dirty bird. (MeeVee)
• Jessica Alba broke up with Cash Warren. I told her it was for the best and we snuggled. (Yeeeah)
• Christina Aguilera camel toe. Pregnant camel toe. Ew. (IBBB)
• Paris Hilton is dating some dude. Or something. (Holy Candy)
• Remember when Britney was heat? Damn. (Evil Beet)
• Penelope Cruz is a god damn liar. But she’s a cute liar! (Gossip or Truth)
• Cute College girl you’ll never get: Lindsay from Robert Morris U. (CH)
• Learn how to cheat like celeb! (Jordan)
• Old school playboy Playmates. With real boobs! Shazam! I think this is my friend’s mom. (DS)
• Guess the booty from the the thong-th-thong-thong-thong. (Bastardly)
• Jordan, famous British, big titted naked chick turns out to be whit trash. Guess her baby’s name? (Bumpshack)