It appears that on the heels of her underwhelming sex-tape release by Vivid and the news that she may be pregnant in jail, Jessica Sierra is now not pregnant. I didn’t think they allowed coat hangers in lockdown.

A source close to Sierra’s family tells TMZ former “American Idol” star Jessica Sierra is no longer pregnant, though they would not confirm exactly what happened.

Sierra’s pregnancy was revealed in December, while the former reality star was in jail. (source)

This chick is a train wreck, but I have to give her some entrepreneurial spirit creds for capitalizing on her 15 minutes of fame by making a sex tape and getting arrested a few times. Also, for letting a dude stick his thumb in her ass while he was hitting it from behind. Jessica Sierra is a true American Idol.

Four years and a million cigarettes ago that would have been a sexy headline. Now it sounds like something I’d see played in the background of the Suck! Bang! Blow! club in Myrtle Beach. Apparently, former Idol contestant Jessica Sierra made a sex tape and a porn company is trying to market it. Is this another tragedy beset on an already downward spiraling young girl, or attempt to make bail money? YOU BE THE JUDGE.

Just when Jessica Sierra thought that facing eleven years in prison was the worst news of the week, the “American Idol” finalist learned that a major porn company has obtained a sex tape featuring Jess — and they’re preparing to distribute it.

Sources tell TMZ that the video, shot sometime this year, will be released before the end of the year, and just in time for the kickoff of “Idol’s” seventh season.

The classy Miss Sierra was arrested earlier this week for disorderly intoxication and resisting an officer without violence. In a new audio tape of a jailhouse phone call, Sierra can be heard calling those same cops “crackers.” (source)

Is it just me or has the quality of sex tapes gone down in the past few years? When a sex tape gets leaked I want to see some raw amateur sex action with lots of freaky-deaky, not think about my mom crying in the bathtub. And because I can’t round up any pictures of my mom in the bathtub here’s another American Idol: Katherine McPhee’s rack.

PORN TRAILER UPDATE: Here it is bitches.

Completely unrelated: Get pwned by a real street fighter.

• Collen Shannon nude doing a nude video interview. Nude. (CO)
• My girlfriend just randomly sends me nude pictures to make me think of her! How could you possibly forget? (CH)
• Another edition of “Who would you rather” bang (LG)
• More Suicide girls. Nothing like slutty death to get you going. (Crave)

TMZ has more surveillance footage of Jessica Sierra, the former American Idol contestant who faces 11 years and 60 days in prison for violating her parole, this time with more sexy vomiting!

Jessica Sierra at the police station following her arrest on Dec 1 — and it’s not a pretty sight! In the damning footage, Sierra is seen exhibiting erratic behavior; yelling at officers, walking around barefoot, and then capping her performance by vomiting on a cell floor.

Wow, this chick sure has it all figured out. Maybe later she can carjack a cop or kidnap a baby. You know, just to fully drive the point home that she might not be the best at making life choices.

By now you’ve probably heard about the latest former American Idol contestant to embarrass her family and generally act like a drunken piece of trash, Jessica Sierra. It seems that ole’ Jess got herself into a bit of trouble on Saturday night when she got into a bar fight in Tampa and was found to have some Bolivian marching powder in her purse. She was reportedly abusive to the arresting officers after she threw a cocktail glass at a fellow booze hound.

It appears that since she was kicked off of Idol, Jessica Sierra (porno name, anyone?) has tried to get a record contact and has been WORKING AT HOOTERS. Let’s see: cocaine, alcohol, trampy name, reality show cast-off, and now my favorite delightfully tacky, yet unrefined restaurant. This girl’s life reads like a Mad Libs of American white trash. To complete the sweep, she might as well release a sex tape that was filmed in her single-wide where she smokes Kools and chugs Boone’s Farm straight from the bottle. God bless Tampa, home of 94% of America’s whores, and God bless Jessica Sierra and the plate of curly fries and wings she is currently serving to a trucker.

While I wouldn’t fuck Jessica Sierra with Kelly Clarkson’s dick, I do have a soft spot for the lovely Ms. Carrie Underwood. Something tells me that Carrie’s never donned orange hot pants and a tank top. [Ed. note: Shooter, I just know she has. If there is a a god in heaven...]