NSFW – Fatback Media

Well another country-come-to-town girl with a southern twang is taking her IROC back up the dirt road to the trailer. Kellie Pickler is gone from IDOL. I guess she’ll be the next big star at the Cut Hut in Albermarle once she gets her beauty license. While I fry up some more okra and cornbread y’all check out these links. I rock in my IROC!

Melissa Joan Hart still has some junk in her trunk. I guess Clarissa can’t explain how to lose the baby weight. (The Bastardly)

Cindy Margolis used to be a kurva but a billion dollars in plastic surgery and 20 years later and she’s about to do Playboy. Meh, still a kurva… (IDLYITW)

Jessica Alba nip-slip. Well almost. Well, not really at all but there is kind of a see-thru thing going on, but honestly my head hurts from squinting. (Hollywood Tuna)

Charlie Sheen is sued by an obsessed woman. Maybe he called her a non-sensical racial slur? (TMZ)

Chris Evans pitches a trouser tent on the set of the Nanny Diaries for Scarlett Johansson. I pitched a tent just writing this post. But I’m naked except for the KFC wet-nap I have in my lap. Lemony! (Best Week Ever)

BJ Novak found time from his busy schedule of not being as famous as John Krasinski to be interviewed at GMMR. (GMMR)