NSFW – Fatback Media

It’s after noon and I’m fucking hongry. I need to gets my vittles on, so check out these tasty links while I fill my belly.

Jenny McCarthy, my secret dirty girl crush is dating Jim Carey. Probably. Maybe. Whatever. (WWTDD)

MILF of the century, Denise “wild things” Richards is getting married to Ritchie “old guy” Sambora. (Bricks and Stones)

I have a premonition, that the OMEN will suck devil balls, but Julia Styles is as cute as a little bulldog puppy wearing a sweater.Oh and that kid in the OMEN is really the AntiChrist in case you were wondering. (I’m Not Obsessed)

J-Lo Hewitt is dating some guy that will never see her naked. You see, if she takes the velvet ribbon off, her head will fall off. (ICYDK)

Paris Hilton…oh fuck it. I don’t even care. The only headline I’ll ever want to see is her name followed by hollowtip round to the skull. But if you’re interested, some new rich guy is banging her. (Subvert Society)

Maria Sharapova, whose name I love to say with my Russian accent (I was a spy, y’all!), is sporting some camel toe. Dibs on helping her out with that. (StarPower)

Don’t click this link unless you are prepared to weep openly at the beauty of Marissa Miller’s ass. I gotta go, it’s uh, dusty in here. (The Bastardly)

Good luck to MidWest Hotness, Tina of Glitterati while she moves into her new mansion on the lake this week (Glitterati)

Jenny McCarthy has always been one of my personal faves. She’s super hot, has a demonstrated penchant for dirty sex, and probably wouldn’t even get mad if you farted right on her. Classy? No. Hot? Yes. I don’t really know where this is going but Jenny McCarthy recently stated that she would like to have an orgy. You know…just to see what it’s like. No way I could leave that one alone.

Model and actress Jenny revealed: “I always wanted an orgy to see what it was like, but never got the opportunity.

“I have good boobs and I know they’d get a lot of attention,” she allegedly dished

Remember when Jenny McCarthy was on MTV’s Singled Out with that dufus Chris (something or other)? And you just know that she probably banged him, like the first week of the show because she wasn’t that famous then,but then tormented him with the prospect of another romp till she left? And then he was probably all thinking he could bang Carmen Electra, too. But she was like, “Dude do realize how many producers got blown for me to be here? Do you really think I am going to fraternize with the help?” And then he killed himself. Or got a gig on the Animal Planet or something.

Bottom line is: Jenny McCarthy has still got it. And, I have State Fair Carnival style orgies at my house very week. And by State Fair, I mean we have sex like carnies and, sometimes there are pack animals present. We don’t eat them, though so I am keeping my creds with the PETA hotties (fur sux!).

Feel free to browse the NSFW images. PS. There are naked pictures of Jenny McCarthy, who is nude.

Speaking of sex tapes…enjoy the farce.

• Kat von D interviewed. In a sexy tattooed way
• Emma Watson for the Pervs.
• The Britney Spears Sex Tape
  
• The Screech Sex Tape
  
• Paris Hilton Sex Tape
  
• Colin Farrell Sex Tape
  
• Meg White Sex Tape Is Real
• Save Money on dates you cheap fuck