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Every time I go out of town for work, all the good shit happens. To wit:

Paris Hilton got knocked THE FUCK out. Not really, but I think she got punched. (INO)

Jessica Simpson see-thru dress. I think you need x-ray vision because I can’t see shit. (Drunken Stepfather)

Shot throught the heart and your to blame for Bon Jovi action figures and the decline of the homo sapien. (Yeeeah!)

Asia Argento may have a sex tape. If she does it signals the coming of the anti-christ. She’s dirty hot. (Bastardly)

Nick Carter let me know that I could scratch Ashlee Simpson off my list as ruined. (Jordan)

Vince Vaughn broke up with Jennifer Aniston. I just saw friends with money. It sucked. Like Jen’s relationship with Vince. We’re all in this together. (Gossip or truth)

X-Tina rocking the leopard print high heels. (Smart)

Veronica Mars Recap (GMMR)

I’m about to head down to the dojo for some much needed marital arts action so check out these hot sexy gossip links.

Katharine Mcphee has an album coming out. Download the singles (I’m not obsessed)

Anthony Michael Hall doesn’t regret being in the Brat Pack movies even though he wasn’t really in the Brat Pack and Judd Nelson banged his girlfriend. “What about you dad?” (Glitterati)

The Bastardly Girls of the World Cup. Now if you’ll excuse me…(The Bastardly)

David Gest, the creepiest supposedly straight guy in the world, propositioned his former male assistant to dip his twig and berries in hot chocolate. Ouch. And fucking weird. Oh and gay. (TabloidWhore)

Brad Pitt and Angelins Jolie plan to kidnap adopt a Namibian boy. (Bricks and Stones)

Jennifer Aniston arrives in London with her hard nipples. which weird because they’re never like that, except all the time. Totally and ice-cuber. (ICYDK)