NSFW – Fatback Media

That’s right. I’m boozin’ in Cali at 8 in the morning. Dios Mio. There’s a lot going on today so check out these links while I decide what’s worthy of stealing posting about.

Think you’re an expert on snark and popculture? Get your Ron Burgundy-isms straight here. (College Humor)

Ricky Bobby is my personal savior. Dustin has the review of Talladega Nights over at (Pajiba)

More “The Office” news and updates than you can shake a Swingline at (GMMR). (and yes, I realize that I crossed references there, but I’m just that god damn good)

Paris Hilton is crack-whore thin, but still somehow manages to be a flabby mess. With Video! (Guilty Obsession)

Dave Navarro and Jenna Jameson. Sweet! Let the porn flow.(ICYDK)

Rachel Ray at the Central Park zoo collecting dinner from the aviary. Not really. (INO)

Girls with Guns!(The Bastardly)

Kristy Swanson is pregnant with some dancer’s baby. Who cheated on his wife, or something. She’ll always be Buffy to me…(Tabloid Whore)