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Damn. Pam Beesley is packing some heat. I don’t mean to be sexist, but if more girls dressed like this around the office, life would be a lot nicer. And sexist. Because what’s an office without some good natured sexual harassment? It’s a fun-less, shithole with no coffee or sodas and only one stall in the bathroom, that’s what. That’s why chicks should wear lingerie: to make the day better. Except the lady who works in HR with the big strange mole on her arm shaped like Cuba with the really, really long hairs that grow out of it and work their way up her arm past her elbow. All I’m saying is that she could braid that shit and it kinda scares me because sometimes I think I can see it breathing. Yeah. Anyone but her.

Before you fire off that email missive about how insensitive I am to the plight of the corporate woman, just hear me out. I’m not saying that women should be objectified or that I think that women aren’t as smart as men or that they can’t do any job that a man can do. We all know that they can (most times even better). I’m just saying it would a be whole lot sexier if they did it in lingerie.

Links! And in case you’re an Assman, a shot of Jenna’s other asset. Get it? My stars, that’s rich. I should write a pilot.

• Janice Dickinson is a hot cougar. Or maybe she’s old and scary. (IDLYITW)
• K-Fed is way too cool for your party anyway, dick. (Yeeeah)
• Michelle Bass has very large eyes. Not really, she has giant boobies. (Bastardly)
• Lindsay Lohan GQ cover. BORING. Read up on how to fuck a hooker for free by Jesus. (DS)
• Britney left rehab on day 27. She’s a real quitter’s quitter. Whore. (IBBB)
• All my Antonella Barba posts. Because I’m a whore. (FB&C)
• Pirates of The Carribean Trailer (GoT)
• Jenna Jameson is fat. I likes ‘em big. (Bricks and Stones)

TMZ reports naughty girl Jenna Jameson has filed for separation from husband Jay Grdina, also a porn star. The couple was married for over three years.

TMZ obtained the legal papers, filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court. Jameson, whose legal last name is Massoli, has been estranged from husband Jay Grdina. Grdina, also a porn star, performs under the name Justin Sterling.

The couple has no children, however, we’re told the divorce could get nasty. Sources tell TMZ the couple has no prenup, but Jameson is rolling in dough after selling her lucrative business to Playboy. Jameson is repped by mega-celebrity lawyer Neal Hersh. (source)

Gr-whata..? Anyhoo. Jenna’s currently rebounding with an Ultimate Fighting champion so get your game face on if you think you have a shot. That said…Two people who built a relationship amidst licentious orgies and taboo indulgences and getting the perfect money shot didn’t make it as eternal soulmates? Stunned. I’m gonna go out on a limb here, but landing a porn star prolly doesn’t involve flowers and romantic beach walks. Somehow I imagine a tightrope, officer uniforms, a pizza box, foot long rails of coke and a monkey in a conductor’s hat (It’s a monkey! In a train hat!) are not quite the elements for creating a lasting romance. Now if you’ll excuse me; I need to make a phone call. Suddenly I feel wildly qualified. And now. Nudity. (yeah these are old, but she’s not getting any less naked, perv.)

Super hungry today. let’s see what everybody else is cooking.

Victoria Beckham had the last of her cybernetic implants placed yesterday. 2% human! (IDLYITW)

Mischa Barton wears clothes instead of a ragged scarf for a change. At least she’s up to the ’80s in fashion era now. (Yeeeah)

Jenna Jameson is still hot matter what you guys say. She’s a director! (Bastardly)

Anna Nicole Smith did what any new mother from the south would do. Marry the first guy to come along. They should go ahead and stock up on the Zoloft for their daughter when she hits puberty. Ouch. Did I go too far? (Glitterati)

Lindsay Lohan. Mother Trucker. (Smart)

Jessica Alba has a bad hair day. It’s bed head. If you see her tell her I need my iPod back. Fucking thief. (Gossip or Truth)

Jenna Jameson has reportedly taken herself off the roster of the 2007 Lingerie bowl football game because of insurance concerns.

Porn star JENNA JAMESON has been forced to pull out of showing off her sporting skills at next year’s (07) Lingerie Bowl pay-per-view TV special because she can’t get insured to play football. The X-rated actress was hoping to play quarterback at the quirky Super Bowl alternative game, where sexy participants don lingerie for scrimmages. She says, “For a small girl, I can really rocket that fucker.” But Jameson has been sidelined by her concerned insurance company bosses, who fear she’ll be injured in the televised match up. The porn star will now take charge of the game commentary, which she insists she’ll do in her sexiest underwear. (source)

Jenna Jameson is everything that is right about the porn industry. She’s incredibly pretty, loves sex, and has a mouth so dirty it probably makes other porn stars blush and get all giggly. I’m not really sure how dangerous a powderpuff football game with porn stars in lingerie could get but I guess the risk assessors figured that with that much heat on the field somebody was bound to get hurt. That, or they thought Jenna might be accosted by a sexy internet writer who likes to have sex outside and loves to be called dirty, dirty names.

(images courtesy of GTSorcerer at Phun.org)