NSFW – Fatback Media

Jamie Lynn Spears was shaping up to be the one who broke out the country-come-to-town mold that was so flawlessly executed by her downward spiraling sister. She’s much cuter than Britney. She’s a better actress - probably better singer – and has a demonstrated handle on the English language and many of its finer grammatical rules. Britney, on the other hand is like an back-country Picture of Dorian Gray in gone awry- where the real thing gets worse before our eyes and we have only a faded mental portrait of what once was. But I digress.

Jamie Lynn is not off to a good start. When I saw these pictures of Jamie at the premier of Barnyard, I think I heard the the swamp witches cry a long lament for their shining star. “The light that burns twice as bright, only burns half as long…”. From afar she looks like the very model of a young lady. Poised. Beaming for the camera. However, the full view shows a herpes sore that would make a leper blush. Does she have a stylist? Or does her mother just gussy her up and send ‘Fancy’ into town to dance with the rich men. Fancy, don’t let me down!