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So the Golden Globes were on last night I hear, but I’m pretty sure that they got the lowest ratings ever because the show was on against the Season Premier of 24: Part Awesome. I DVR’d the first half and watched 4 hours of 24 in row, so that makes me a hard core, 100% American killer of things not American. Like Jack F’ng Bauer. I could write about dresses and the red carpet and who got drunk at the Golden Globes, but I really don’t care right now because I am high on patriotism, nuclear radiation and Jack Bauer. There are two reasons nobody watches the Golden Globes:

1. No nudity (it’s called the Golden Globes, WTF?)
2. No Jack Bauer

I know Keifer showed up for the GG’s, but not as Jack Bauer. Because nobody was tortured, nuked or exposed as a terrorist at the Golden Globes. In case you missed the 24 Season Premiers, in which case you’re most likely on an FBI watch list anyway, you missed Jack Bauer kill a man by CHEWING THROUGH HIS NECK, and Jack killing CTU agent Curtis Manning (RIP), and a nuclear bomb exploding in Valencia CA killing 1000’s of people and those sweet, sweet oranges that I like so much. Ooops. Spoiler alert. Suckas. Here are some links to get you going on this day after Dr. King day.

• Super Sexy LaLa has the mission briefing from all 4 hours of the 24 Season Premier (GMMR)
• Jack Bauer at the Golden Globes. No nukes here, terrorist bitches. (BumpShack)
• Wikipedia entry for Valencia Ca. It already has the 24 nuke on it. That’s wiki-quick! (Wikipedia)
• 24 is the new Blog. (Trent)
• Jessica Biel at the Golden Globes. Hmm. Let’s see. OH! Jessica Beil should bang Jack Bauer. In a clandestine manner. (Bastardly)
• Keely Hazel sex tape. Ok….Ok. Keely Hazel. Um. Is a Chechen terrorist. And she’s giving dude a BJ on tape. Bitch. (Yeeeah)

I’m spent. And I can’t wait for next Monday at 9. Now…24 hotties.

Nothing like a good catfight to get the day started off right. Except it’s closing time and there really wasn’t a catfight to speak of. That’s why I have a picture of Diora Baird. Non sequitur to follow non sequitur. There is order in chaos and entropy follows distinct patterns. I think I can see the future baby!

• Kim Kardashian has a giant rack..oh and she does some stuff. (Bastardly)
• Renee Zellweger misses the golden ratio by the value of Plank’s constant. (Yeeeah)
• Ricky Schroeder will be on this season of 24. He and Jack Bauer will ride that little train through his living room and get into adventures! (Socialite’s Life)
• Britney wears panties this week. Jesus showed me the way. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Gwyneth Paltrow foams more clotted cream. Those Brits and their rich history. Sigh. (Bumpshack)
• Uma Thurman is 6 foot tall and full o’ muscles. (Smart)
• Van Wilder - Part crap: eruditely, disparately, twice-reviewed by Dustin Rowles. (Pajiba)
• Lindsay Lohan: Cherokee Indian. All ends in tears my friends. (ICYDK)
• Witness the mastery of the Michelangelo of MS Paint (College Humor)

While I figure out the rest of life’s answers feel free to browse more of Diora Baird Naked. I run a tight ship here folks.

Kiefer Sutherland has reportedly signed a very lucrative deal that will keep Jack Bauer and 24 around for at least three more years. Although the show has only been confirmed for one more season as of this date, this news and the hints of a movie deal suggest that we’ll be seeing a lot more of Jack Bauer and the CTU gang.

Details on the deal were sketchy, but sources pegged the acting portion alone at more than $40 million for the three seasons, which could make Sutherland the highest-paid actor in drama series.

While the deal with Sutherland locks him in for three additional years beyond the current fifth season of “24,” the 20th TV/Imagine TV-produced show so far has been picked up for one additional season.(source)

Three more years of Jack Bauer torturing the shit out of everyone that crosses his path. I can handle that. 24 is one of those shows that I just like and I don’t why. Maybe its the healthy dose of violence and intrigue with a little T&A mixed in. Kinda like my real life.

I don’t how they are going to pull off three more seasons because I think Jack Bauer will have killed all the terrorists on earth by the end of this season. Maybe they’ll do a cross-over show like 24 on LV-57: Jack Bauer vs. Aliens. Oh, the real reason I posted this was to put up some pictures of Stana Katic, the slavic hottie who plays Collette Stenger on the show. These are all the images I could find of her that were decent which means, she hasn’t been in much here in the US ( she was on ER for a while) or she was was a porn star in Croatia under a different name. I’m hoping it was the latter. I’ll post better images if I find some.

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