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I’m from down south, and down south they say, “you’ve got to stand for something.” I don’t remember how the rest goes because I don’t listen to my elders, I don’t go to church and don’t generally listen to country music which pretty much means I have no moral compass. Which has worked out so far. But that’s not good enough for the devil – or record producers in Nashville.

The thing that’s fucking all that up is hot chicks like The Wreckers singing country music. I’m pretty sure I was going to hell anyway but I planned on hitch hiking and taking my time. This puts me on the quick path to eternal Hellfire in the passenger seat of a demon Peterbuilt that runs on white crosses and Jack Daniels. It’s kinda like how the Republicans convinced middle America that helping the rich get richer and the poor get poorer was what Jesus wanted and that mini-vans are cool and NASCAR is a sport. Except here, the devil is convincing me that it’s okay to listen to country music by using hot chicks with angelic voices who dress like gypsies and have nose rings. I’m a sucker for a hard livin’, gypsy chick with a hard luck story and a nose ring. True story.

Links, for the damned.

• Check out Today’s Big Thing. (TBT)
• Cheryl Tweedy Cole singing because she is apparently person who sings (Drunken Stepfather)
• 10 ways to save money money on dates. You cheap bastard. (Crave)
• Kiera Knightly nude. She looks like me at 12. Nice rack. (Yeeeah)
• America’s Top model is still on? (IBBB)
• Rumer Willis is the Bizzaro Willis. (Allie)
• Lauren Conrad bikini pics for the Republicans. (Jordan)
• Linda Cardellini still refusing to show her sweet rack. (Bastardly)

Sophie Anderton, the beautiful model you see here, just got fired from a £100,000 a year modeling job for offering to have sex with an undercover agent for £10,000. Which, when you ask Google about those funny L’s, that means she lost a $200K job by offering to bang a reporter for $20K. Which is awesome.

The shamed former I’m A Celebrity star was dropped by Fake Bake yesterday after it was revealed she had was filmed snorting cocaine before she stripped and offered sex to an undercover reporter for £10,000 at a flat in Mayfair, London.

A spokesperson for Fake Bake said: “We operate a no-tolerance policy towards drug use so feel we have been left with no alternative than to terminate Sophie’s contract.”

*** Sophie was also reported to have asked the News of the World reporter if he wanted cocaine – and snorted lines in front of him.

As she lay near-naked on the bed, she is alleged to have boasted about her sexual exploits and claimed she had to resort to selling her body in order to pay for a new house.

Sophie boasted: “I’m great at sex. I’ll look great on your fucking arm. I’m a supermodel.”

And Sophie – who has claimed in the past to have beaten her drugs habit – hinted she would happily do a threesome with a female pal if the price was right. (source) (videos here)

Wait. Reporter? They have undercover reporters who bust prostitutes? Fucking British. If I was sent undercover to do a story on this and when I got there Sophie Anderton was doing lines off her naked breasts and offering to go 3-way with me, I’m pretty sure my editor would have gotten a piece on how to get a kitten out of tree. As a serious journalist, saving kittens is extremely important to me. Just like threesomes with coked out supermodels. More Sophie in her grandmother’s swimsuit and Sophie Anderton naked after the jump.

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This is the perpetually nude Joanna Krupa in her new calendar which features her nude – of all things. Normally, I would rail against this type of thing because it’s just this sort of objectification of women that is perpetuating the cycle of anorexic young girls whoring it up to over-stimulated testosterone fueled meatheads in a society where the “bitch-slap” is in common parlance. But, you know, I really like her tits. Bitch.

Links, sugar.

• How to drive like an asshole. Or “How to be from Massachusetts” (Crave)
• How to score with chicks. (CO)
• Revenge is sweet. And cold. (College Humor)
• Britney got the clap…in her eye. Whore. (Yeeeah)
• Britney Spears is fucking lady, bitches. (Allie)
• Kat Von D’s vagina. Whoever the fuck that is. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Eva Mendes will be mine bitches. (Bastardly)
• Paris Hilton. Stupid Rich Whore Philanthropist. (IBBB)
• Laura Weston is smoking hot, mate. (FHM)
• J-LO-Hew gots some big ass tit-tays. (Notorious)

Raw Vegas Video of Marisa Miller (Sorry can’t make the GD video plugin work this.)

You what I love more than hot models in bikinis? Naked models. That said, what’s up with this whole Blackwater USA situation and how did that affect the food for oil campaign a few years ago. I mean we have as many “private security” soldiers on the ground in Iraq as we do full-time military. Can they serve two masters? Or do they all serve one? Compelling questions deserve compelling answers. Like why is Marisa Miller not naked all the time?Links of you made it this far.

• Maxim hometown hottie self portraits (drunken stepfather)
• Abagail Clancy still British, still hot and half nude. (FHM)
• Rachel and Legolas? (Yeeeah)
• Alicia Keys looks hot, but I liked her better as a lesbian hooker hit (wo)man. (allie)
• Celebs are just like us! They love tacos too! (City rag)
• America Fererra keeps getting hotter.Fuck yeah! (Evil beet)
• Kim Cattrall decided to stop being a whore. (Gossip or Truth)
• Cute college girl of the week is from my alma mater. Go cocks! (college humor)
• Starts are just like us! They wreck motorcycles too! (Glitterati)
• DemiMoore is old as fuck. But I’d still hit it. (Seriously OMG)
• J-Lo is a shitty dresser. I bet she’s a great Ottoman. (Bumpshack)
• Abi Titmuss is hot and her name sounds dirty. (Bastardly)
• Um, Jordan showing her box again. (Jordan)
• Meg White sex tape in case you missed it. TOTALLY her dude. (Notorious)