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It must be sweltering in the room because this celeb has a water bottle and a glass of water in front of her and still her chest is glistening! With regard to the “heaving,” okay, fine, so the chest isn’t heaving exactly, but once you know that these breasts belong to Hilary Duff, you realize it’s all relative. I mean the girl hardly ever shows cleavage, but yesterday she treated the press to her cute chest in Sao Paulo at the press conference for her “Dignity” tour. And that tour is aptly named. When Hilary’s skank ex Joel Madden started dating equally skank Nicole Richie like four days after they broke up, Hilary handled it beautifully. Even when Joel knocked up Nicole after two months or so of dating, Hilary didn’t rake them over the coals in the press, pick up a smack habit, or shave her head. The girl does have dignity and class . . . and the last laugh. I mean, she’s totally hot and Nicole Richie has to worry about losing baby weight. Then again, that’s nothing that a little blow can’t cure for Nicole.

Emily here. TGI Fucking Friday! Hilary Duff and boyfriend Joel Madden have recently filed for a restraining order against two alleged stalkers (and this time it’s not me!) Duff is claiming it has escalated to a level in which she fears for her life and has requested the men stay at least 100 yards away.

Hilary Duff claims in court documents that she fears for her life, alleging she and her boyfriend are being stalked by two men — one a paparazzi and the other a homeless man.

TMZ has obtained court documents filed today in Los Angeles Superior Court, in which Duff and Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden claim that a 19-year-old Russian emigre came to the United States “for the sole purpose of meeting and becoming romantically involved with Ms. Duff.”

The court documents state the man, whose first name is Max, “admitted to being ‘obsessed’ with her, has stated his intention of ‘removing’ his ‘enemies’ (i.e., those who prevent him from being with her), has stated his intention of purchasing a weapon, and has threatened to kill himself and to engage in dramatic actions to get her attention.”(source)

I don’t know what Hilary’s so uptight about; a stranger willing to die in an attempt to win her affection is flattery at its peak! Ask any southern girl. And, that’s just par for the course at the Chateau d’Emily. So many injuries sustained by suitors falling out of the tree outside my bedroom window. I guess I could close the blinds when I do my naked Pilates, but then I would miss out on all those nice people just dying to meet me. There’s nothing like a love confession from a man (or woman!) hanging from a tree, wearing nothing but a long gray trench coat, army boots and a smile to bolster a girl’s ego. That’s not crazy baby, that’s love. How do you think I met my current boyfriend? Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s almost visiting hours.

Oh, for you Pervy McCrotchrubber’s, here are more pictures of Hilary with Hayden Panettiere sucking on a lollipop and being too goddamn young for you. Perv.