NSFW – Fatback Media

Here is Heidi Klum on the cover of a foreign magazine called DT. When I see mag covers like this it makes me wanna move to a foreign country. For some reason the United States doesn’t like showing nipples on the cover of their magazines but people in other countries have no problem with it. I just wish I had the job of hosing her down.

I do not have any clue on this earth why Heidi Klum is covered in chocolate for no apparent reason but with the lack of clothing in these pictures, I am glad she is. I am sure since Halloween in tomorrow and she always has the most epic costumes that she will be making the rounds at parties and everyone will be talking about it on Sunday. In the meantime here she is butt naked and covered head to toe in chocolate. You’re welcome.

Heidu Klum nude. That shoud be quite enough description for this post. You ask for it, you get it. Here’s our archive of Heidi Klum nudes. She’s a MILF, fellas!

• New Starbucks Logo Labeled ‘Slutbucks’ (photo) WITH TITS!
• cityrag: Bai Ling, Body and Mind
• Michelle Ryan @ 2008 Telefilm Festival
• Tara Reid Rockin’ Out on the Bikini Because It’s All She Does of the Day
• Sticky Cristina Lesbo-moan-a
• Redundant – Webster’s Is My Bitch
• Megan Fox Nude, Mostly
• Lindsay Lohan Dropped — AGAIN at Yeeeah!
• Kristen Bell and Nutsack McMillerbreath
• Is Brit Brit a bit pregnant? You decide! |
• Stacy Keibler @ “Dancing With The Stars” 100th Show | The Bastardly
• Sienna Guillory is MAGIC
• Sweaty Garbage Bag Of Cottage Cheese
• It’s Not Easy Being on the Leading-Edge of Fashion | Candy Kirby
• The Worlds Funniest Women on Maxim.com
• Nicole Scherzinger needs to cover her junk

Space-time continuum. About. To. Explode.

There is an ancient prophecy that told of this event. It said that the hottest girls on the planet would someday be together and they would bring peace and celebrate the moment with an embrace. And then they would embrace me. And then I would watch while they embraced some more. And then we would video all of us together and…wait that might have been a dream.