NSFW – Fatback Media

TMZ is reporting that Heath Ledger’s autopsy revealed that he died of “acute intoxication” caused by the effects of several prescription medications. And now a commerical for every drug on the market:

The NYPD found five medications in Ledger’s apartment after his death, including anti-anxiety medications alprazolam (Xanax), diazepam (Valium) and Lorazepam (Ativan). The sleeping medication zopiclone (Lunesta) and the sedative temazepam (Restoril) — which is used by people with “debilitating insomnia” — were also found. Doxylamine is an antihistamine used in the short-term treatment of insomnia.

What’s sad, is that there is probably a team of pharmaceutical marketing executives working on new packaging for these drugs right now. Instead of a butterfly, the new Lunesta box will have a picture a Heath Ledger and the tagline: Lunesta. Sleep with the angels. Like Heath!

So apparently the Westboro Baptist church in Topeka Kansas has an issue with Heath Ledger being dead and they plan to protest at his funeral. Protest what? Who the hell knows? These are crazy people. The Westboro church was made “famous” because they picket funerals of people who died of AIDS and in the Gulf War. Their website is Godhatesfags.com, which I’m not linking to becuase it’s hard enough to earn money by getting my own traffic, so I definitley don’t want to put money in the pocket of the creepy preacher from Poltergeist.


The above image (via here) is circulating right now and apparently the WBC members are going to drive their tractors and donkeys to Australia to picket Heath Ledgers funeral. Which seems kind of fitting since they are so smart and Godly. See how they used the word ergo? That’s Latin baby! Latin = smarts. You know the Latins killed Jesus, right? Or was that the Jews? No, black Jews. The Latins are invading from the south.


Anyway. The point I’m trying to make is that Heath Ledger is not in hell. He’s at the morgue. There is no God. I’m off to have gay, black, Jew sex with a lesbian donkey fucker hiding out in the Marine Corps.

Do I have a boner? Well, that would be a pretty fair assumption.