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Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia of the NBC Show Heroes, who were seen getting close at an Emmys party in September, are avoiding rumors that are in fact, dating. According a reliable source who happens to be me, they are quote: doing it. When asked what the couple is likely to do next, the source answered, “More of it.”

[T]he duo some call “Halo” are still close, hanging together at Wednesday’s Race in the Fight Against Epilepsy fundraiser, in Calabasas, Calif. But could these Heroes be a couple?

When asked about the reports of romance, Ventimiglia, 30, chuckled then paused. After a few seconds, he answered, “She and I are close friends. It’s only natural that people are going to couple us together.”

The actor and Panettiere, 18, hung together outside the bash while awaiting their fellow Heroes costars. And although they spoke closely in a shadowy corner, they remained strictly hands-off. (Once inside, the two were ushered into a private VIP room.) (source)

Why deny it? Of course they’re doing it. She’s 18 and spunky and can still eat what she wants and stay as tight as a cheerleader and he’s 30. Which is old as fuck. The cool thing about 18 year old girls is that they have smokin’ hot bodies and they think have life all figured out. They don’t, of course which is why conversations never get difficult and it’s easy to get them to do anal.

Ed. note: I’m not sure why Hayden is dressed as 19th Century London Detective or why Kristen Bell is dressed like King George III.

Hayden Panettiere, 18, and Stephen Colletti (that dude from Laguna Beach), 21, have split after dating for almost two years. Us Magazine reports:

As a source tells Us,”Their breakup has been a long time coming.” But that doesn’t mean the former sweethearts are feuding. Panettiere tells Us, “We are still very close friends and talk to each other frequently. We appreciate and support each other’s careers.”

Each other careers?? Hayden Panettiere stars in one of the most critically and commercially successful shows on television. The only thing I’ve ever seen this dude in is pictures holding Hayden’s hand. I didn’t know that was considered a career. I wonder what he’s going do next? Probably be giving me a test drive in a 2008 Ford F-150. And he better give me a good deal. The guy at the other dealership told me he’d take my trade no matter how much I owe!

Well it’s refreshing to see that advertisers have decided to go the high road and not take a barely legal teenager and exploit her using sexually suggestive imagery with and try to mitigate it with a ridiculous sappy tagline. Except, OHMYGOD not really. What the hell? An alter boy with a priest’s nutsack in his mouth isn’t this suggestive. Instead of Got Milk?, it should be Got Facial, Lolita? 

Links for the chickenhawks.

• Lindsay Lohan goes free. Surprise! STFU. (Notorious)
• Jenna Jameson says something about porn or her implants or something. I liked her better with a dick in her mouth. (Yeeeah)
• Tom Brady’s bastard was born today. (IDLYITW)
• Jennifer Aniston is destined to die alone with 50 cats. (Holy Candy)
• Mariah Carey nude and naked to get your SEO on. (City Rag)
• Pink’s marriage is A-OK. At  least that’s what she said after blowing me last night. (Evil Beet)
• Kate Walsh is hot Irish American action, but she’s going off the market. (Bumpshack)
• Rick Springfield lives! (Allie)
• Jessica Biel in FHM France. Mais Oui. (Bastardly)
• Britney might kidnap her own kids, but in her defense she thought that meant sleepy time. (Celebitchy)
• Giselle underboob. (Jordan)
• The Little Mermaid brings it’s cock-like buildings to Broadway. (SeriouslyOMG)
• Let the sunshine in on your painted hippie tits. (CH)

So it’s official. Hayden Panettiere is 18. Pervs everywhere are wiping their greasy hands on their shirts and skulking home, because what fun is molesting your own junk over some jail bait when the jail bait warning is lifted? Well it’s a lot of fun, if you’re not a perv. Fucking weirdo. So as a birthday present to us all here are eleventy hundred gallery images of Hayden Panettierre to get you through till the season 2 opener of Heroes.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go talk to the ultra sexy Janine, who just invited me to be her MySpace friend. Sexy Janine, sent me a message that said her profile is way too sexy for MySpace and she doesn’t really do this much, but on a dare she posted some hot, sexy, naked photos of herself at a website with a weird URL ending in “.ru”. Well, I think I know where think is going. Rawr.

Hayden Panettiere fallen jail bait princess. With more after the jump.