After denying rumors that they were dating, 30 year old Milo Ventimiglia and 18 year old Hayden Panettierre have admitted they are in fact dating. This may be the cutest story ever! If cute was a creepy 30 year old trolling a high school cafeteria.

After weeks of denials MILO VENTIMIGLIA has finally admitted that, yes, he is dating the lovely Hayden.

According to Stateside reports, Milo couldn’t help gushing over his new lover at the pre-Christmas Water Grill party in LA.

An eyewitness said: “He called her his girlfriend and said that he loved her.”

The couple then spent the rest of the party sitting together and holding hands. (source)

Rest assured though, this isn’t creepy at all, as a “friend” describes here:

As for the existence of a mini generation gap – Ventimiglia’s 30, while Panettiere’s 18 – the friend adds, “At first it doesn’t seem like there’s a big age difference, but then you do see it. … He’s more proper and reserved, and she’s still playful and very girly.” (source)

Um, DUH. That’s why he’s banging her. She’s 18 and bendy and she hasn’t been ravaged by years of fast food value meals, cigarettes and frat boy cocks. Of course he’s going to hit that. For most girls, it’s all down hill after 20 when genetics starts to take over. That’s why I’m a volunteer chaperon at all the high school parties. Win-win.

On the heels of rumors that she was dating Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia, fresh rumors are circulating that barely legal actress Hayden Panettiere may be hooking up with another older man, Ryan Gosling (fresh from his breakup with Rachel McAdams).

“Heroes” cheerleader Hayden Panettiere noshed with her momager at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. over the weekend. Ever conscious of the paparazzi, the actress changed sunglasses three times during lunch. Her various looks must have intrigued Ryan Gosling, who came over to her table. “They were hugging a lot, and they ended up exchanging numbers,” said an onlooker. (source)

Most of the crap we post here bores the shit out of me – and this is no different, except for the fact that Hayden Panettierre is cute as a button and is doing nothing to keep the pervs at bay. First there was the Lolita GQ shoot and now the hot boots in New York at Christmas, ploy. What makes Hayden extra pretty is the chick walking behind her (in the banner pic) on the walk-of-shame back to her apartment with her underwear wrapped up in a ball in that red purse. A psychic source read her thoughts as, “I sure hope those bitches in HR don’t see this!” And also, “Fuck, why did I do anal with the sales rep? Those guys are assholes…”

Um. Okay. She’s 18 right? This is Hayden Panetierre as the Obsession of the Year in the new GQ. In the interview Hayden is delightful and charming and she utterly destroys the will of any man who was fighting a battle with his inner perv. Here are some excerpts from Lolita Hayden.

Hayden, you’re 18. You’re not supposed to know what color Merlot is.
I’m Italian, all right? We were raised the Italian way. I have tasted alcohol. I know what it looks like. Don’t be naive here.

What’s the craziest rumor you’ve read about yourself?
Well, now that I’m single, it’s like I’m dating every male I’m standing next to—and possibly every female.

You had to figure the lesbian rumor was coming.
Actually, that’s probably the least of my concerns. That would be a pretty funny one.

What would be a good rumor to start about you? If someone were to put you together with a leading man, who would it be?
God, it could be anyone from Leo DiCaprio to Justin Timberlake—or any girl. You want to make me a lesbian? That’s totally fine with me.

Okay. Well, who would be good?
Um, let’s see. We could do a love affair with Angelina. We could do… Oh gosh, I love—there are so many beautiful girls. Charlize Theron. Oh, my God. Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous. Jessica Alba. (Full interview here)

Okay, Hayden you win. You win.

Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia of the NBC Show Heroes, who were seen getting close at an Emmys party in September, are avoiding rumors that are in fact, dating. According a reliable source who happens to be me, they are quote: doing it. When asked what the couple is likely to do next, the source answered, “More of it.”

[T]he duo some call “Halo” are still close, hanging together at Wednesday’s Race in the Fight Against Epilepsy fundraiser, in Calabasas, Calif. But could these Heroes be a couple?

When asked about the reports of romance, Ventimiglia, 30, chuckled then paused. After a few seconds, he answered, “She and I are close friends. It’s only natural that people are going to couple us together.”

The actor and Panettiere, 18, hung together outside the bash while awaiting their fellow Heroes costars. And although they spoke closely in a shadowy corner, they remained strictly hands-off. (Once inside, the two were ushered into a private VIP room.) (source)

Why deny it? Of course they’re doing it. She’s 18 and spunky and can still eat what she wants and stay as tight as a cheerleader and he’s 30. Which is old as fuck. The cool thing about 18 year old girls is that they have smokin’ hot bodies and they think have life all figured out. They don’t, of course which is why conversations never get difficult and it’s easy to get them to do anal.

Ed. note: I’m not sure why Hayden is dressed as 19th Century London Detective or why Kristen Bell is dressed like King George III.