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Author J.K. Rowling was reportedly deeply depressed and saddened when she completed the most recent and final 7th book of the Potter series recently- a full 17 years after the the first book was written.

“I was mourning the loss of this world that I had written for so long and loved so much. I was also mourning the retreat it had been from ordinary life, which it has been. And it forced me to look back at 17 years of my life and remember things. And it was very linked to my mother dying, which happened. … This big long passage from my life is now rounded off.” (source)

I could probably nerd out and put in a bunch of funny Harry Potter jokes but maybe 3 of you can actually sit still long enough to read a whole book so you wouldn’t get it anyway. J.K. Rowling has reportedly made over 1 Billion (with a GODAMN capital B) on these books. And rich people are hot. Right? She’s got a huge rack and she’s a billionaire. I think I smell cougar.