NSFW – Fatback Media

Early morning munchies have got me. Take a look around the yard and see what’s going on.

Lass Bass is gay. So fucking what? (Glitterati)

Veronica Mars at ComicCon. Kristen Bell just got 117.89% hotter. (GMMR)

Halle Berry is pregnant with a hot male model’s baby. (And no, it’s not me) (I’m not obsessed)

Scarlett Johansson at the Scoop premier. (ICYDK)

Tori Spelling at the pawn shop because her mother is bitch. (Bricks and Stones)

Eva Longoria is a man-handed midget. (The Bastardly)

Review of Clerks II (Pajiba)

Halle Berry, who plays the superhero Storm in the the X-Men movies recently revealed that she likes to wear the tight fitting Storm costume off-set as well as on.

The Oscar-winning actress – who plays rubber-clad, weather controlling mutant Storm in the blockbuster film – says she dons the tight bodysuit to “spice up” her sex life with boyfriend Gabriel Aubry.

She told American chat show host Conan O’Brien: “Yeah, I wear it sometimes. You gotta keep your life spiced up. Storm never has sex in the movies – but Storm has a lot of sex at my house.”(source)

See, here’s where I would interject and say that Storm should have sex in the movies, but movies that are made by me, at my house. I always wanted to be a superhero when I was kid, but then I figured out I didn’t have super powers. It turns out that a Hefty bag is not a good parachute and those canvas awnings over shops in the city don’t really break your fall from 5 stories up. I am getting really good at typing with a pencil clenched in my teeth, though.

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