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That’s a lie. There is nothing better than Sophia Bush posing on a southern river in a white cotton dress-at once, the angelic, unspoiled bayou princess and deliberate diabolic temptress. Angels lament in jealous furies because her cuteness is absolute, tyrannical and knows no bounds. Her cuteness grows and it will destroy you. I’m not obsessed with her, though. My therapist prefers the term psychopathically dangerous infatuation. Whatever.

Feel free to check these hot links while I cut the heart out of these Sophia Bush pictures and paste them them to my collage with my face in the hole. Get it? Yeah well, the so called doctor didn’t either.

• Sophia Bush not mentioned on The Office Thursday on GMMR. Fo’ Sho. (GMMR)
• Emmanuelle Chriqui giving Sophia Bush a run for her cute ass money. (Bastardly)
• Sophia Bush on the cover of the new Maxim. See where this is going? (Bumpshack)
• Bobcat Goldthwait gets in trouble for bestiality not involving Sophia Bush. (Yeeeah!)
• Red Blooded American vagina, but it’s not Sophia Bush’s though. Although, I’m sure hers is. Patriotic, that is. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Jessica Simpson got laid in Africa and divorced Nick Lachey. Not really. But take it from me, you can never go back. Unless it’s with Sophia Bush.(Smart)
• Grey’s anatomy McDreamy fight was started by a gay slur. Not a gay guy who’s had a stroke and tried to fight Patrick Dempsey, but a negative epithet about being gay that was used in the context of an argument by another cast member. No real reason to tell you that. But, you know, in case you were confused like me. Sophia Bush is not a racist. (Cele|bitchy)

Howdy, folks, Emily here, sending you a delightful photo of Grey’s Anatomy hottie Katherine Heigl with snake at the Tao Laz Vegas first anniversary.(Photo)

Women and snakes go together like vodka and a fist full of Xanax. Super hot women and snakes are a combination more lethal than Danny Smith’s drug overdose (RIP!) Seeing that snake reminds me of the time I caught Sister Edwards gathering chicken bones for her hoodoo spell to invoke on her husband. Allegedly, he was caught in the bathroom stall with his secretary in a decidedly un-Godly state. The preacher said in order to officially repent her sin of burning-hot resentment, she had to stand in the pulpit with a rattlesnake, praying for deliverance of the demons that lay at her doorstep. The Lord would forgive her if she faced the snake unharmed. After her cleansing, the congregation gathered in celebration in the dining hall for fried chicken and sweet potatoes while EMS administered the anti-venom. Ahhh, sweet memories. The south rulez!

Here are a couple of more pictures of Katherine and her goodly presence.

I’m recovering from a much needed weekend of of debauchery so check out these top stories while I work out my alibi.

Brandon Davis is a fat, spoiled bastard and I would like to kick him in the scrotum. Oh, and he checked into rehab this week. For being a fat spoiled dumbass. (TMZ)

Katherine Heigl is engaged to Josh Kelly, a big goofy musician. And the curse continues… (GMMR)

Adam Brody of “The OC” is high which is my perfect chance to steal his cute little girlfriend Rachel Bilson. (I’m not obsessed)

Speaking of The OC and washed up has beens, Mischa Barton was at the Triggerstreet.com launch party looking pretty effing hot for a change. (Bricks and Stones)

Britney Spears, pregnant and in a bikini. CLICK THIS LINK AT YOUR OWN PERIL. If you’ll excuse me I have to gouge my eyes out with hot pokers now. (ICYDK) (ps. I love the new site Jocelyn!)

Joss Stone in a bikini. For the man who loves a woman to feel like a man. (Subvert Society)

At last, but certainly not least, The Bastardly Girls of the World Cup, Volume II. Meu Deus! (The Bastardly)

Curvy beauty Katherine Heigl recently jokingly told a source that she is interested in making a sex tape to boost her career.

The curvy actress believes a raunchy home video would propel her to fame in the same way it did Paris Hilton, who unwittingly starred in sex tape ‘One Night in Paris’.

Katherine said: “I think maybe I should do a sex tape. Look what it did for Paris Hilton!”

The star, who was raised a Mormon, hasn’t always been so comfortable with her sexuality.

The 27-year-old claims she was such a well-behaved teenager she wouldn’t have dreamt of getting intimate with any of her boyfriends – and says she was a virgin until she was 22.

She told Britain’s FHM magazine: “I was a very good, pure girl when I was at high school.(source)

Katherine Heigl has quickly risen to the top of my A-List. Let’ see. Tall, blonde with a nice rack? Check. Ridiculously nice in person? Check. Willing to throw morality out the door and disavow her religion for raunchy filmed sex? Check. Funny name and possible foreign language? Check. Obviously she’s joking about making a tape, though. I mean, she’s joking right? In the event that she’s not I just want to throw it out there that I have a pretty sweet studio in my bedroom and my Swedish figure skater girlfriend and I could take turns working the camera. She just loves blondes. Skoal.
 

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