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I’ll get straight to the point. On a holiday week that should suffice. No puns needed. Just good old fashioned nudity on a Monday like God intended. I’m patriotic like that. Rebecca Gayheart (the nude girl here) is a Kentucky native so she is automatically a an F&C fave, y’all. You may remember her in such classics as Earth 2, Vanished and CSI in sexy supporting roles (although she rocked in Jawbreaker), but she’ll always be the cute little Noxema girl to me. Kerri Russel be damned. Whatever. She’s hot and naked. Oh, word to the wise - never get Noxema on your junk; it won’t do what you think it will.

Oh that dude who looks like me from behind, is her husband Eric Dane who plays McSomethingorother on Grey’s Anatomy. They got married in Vegas after….blah blah blah. Nudity.

Grey’s Anatomy beauty Katherine Heigl will be staying on the hit ABC show after all. This all stems from reports that she was complaining about her salary. Earlier this week a source told PEOPLE that Katherine was not happy with her compensation and felt like others were getting a better deal.

“Katie is disappointed and hurt that (producer) Touchstone doesn’t value her as much as her other costars, especially Sandra Oh and Isaiah Washington,” (source)

After negotiations ABC released this as a rebuttal to that report:

“Katherine is an integral part of Grey’s Anatomy and its success. Fortunately, we have a longterm contract to ensure she’ll be with the show for several years to come,” says the statement. “In recognition of her tremendous talent and value to the show, we recently approached Katherine with an offer to raise her compensation significantly above the terms of her current contract. We were surprised to see this gesture reported negatively in the press, and want to reassure fans that she will continue as Izzie Stevens.” (source)

Wow. When they put it that way, I guess they’re really saying the same thing. Because at first it sounded like:

Shut the fuck up or you’ll be doing bit parts on Crossing Jordan and Law & Order for the next 5 years, even if Ellen Pompeo starves to death . Roswell and a Steven Seagall fucking sequel gets you about Jack. Shit. SO. HELP. ME. GOD. Now go get me a god damn sandwich from craft services.

More “Katie” modeling at the car show because she’s just that good.

Ok, it’s the holidays and things are slow so I’m going through the posting queue and pulling out some also-rans. Enjoy the stale news bitches.

Repeat after me: Nicole Richie was not in rehab. She was in rehab, wasn’t she?

Nicole Richie wants to clear the air once and for all!

An eyewitness tells Life & Style that the skinny starlet, who had reportedly gone into rehab to seek help for her weight, marched up to gossip blogger Perez Hilton today at LA’s Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf and insisted to him: “I was NOT in rehab! Everyone was wrong. I did not go to rehab.” (source)

While probably laden with swimming pools, tennis courts, caviar and movie stars, I’m still pretty sure that building is considered an institution. And your seminar on ‘how to eat more than 6 raisins’ is probably considered therapy. And your 78-pound frame is almost certainly considered to be the cause of an eating disorder. I’m not a doctor, but I have watched several episodes of Grey’s Anatomy so I’m quite sure that qualifies me to make these judgments. Now I’m off to eat a cheeseburger (extra mayo!) while watching my “stories”. Here are some pictures of April Scott a woman who knows what curves are supposed look like.
 

Hey y’all, we’re gathering up all the hotness for the day for you. And by we, I mean Emily’s on a vacation/mission to corrupt the youth of this country so it’s just me scanning the trades for breaking news, slipped nips, sex tapes or divorces. Sadly the entire internet has beat me to the punch, so here are the top stories.

• Bastardly Hot or Not victim Amy Paffrath lashes back in her myspace at the Bastardly for her rating. We think you’re you’re cute as a button Amy, plus you went to school down south so you get a big ole FB&C holla! (Bastardly)
• Katie Holmes about to experience real Cruise Control: marriage. (Glitterati)
• The line that launched a 1000 internet empires, “Britney Spears Sex Tape” is now true. Too little too late? (Yeeeah)
• Ellen Pompeo is getting married to…yaaaawn. What? Oh. (Bumpshack)
• It’s a sad world when an upskirt shot can make you feel like this. (Celebrity Smack)
• Jennifer Love Hewwit’s thong has nothing to do with the greatest of Jesus. (Drunken Stepfather)

In case you’re wondering that image is Amy Paffrath at an event. Google images told me so. And they’re right 10¹⁰⁰% of time. Get it? Nerd.

That’s a lie. There is nothing better than Sophia Bush posing on a southern river in a white cotton dress-at once, the angelic, unspoiled bayou princess and deliberate diabolic temptress. Angels lament in jealous furies because her cuteness is absolute, tyrannical and knows no bounds. Her cuteness grows and it will destroy you. I’m not obsessed with her, though. My therapist prefers the term psychopathically dangerous infatuation. Whatever.

Feel free to check these hot links while I cut the heart out of these Sophia Bush pictures and paste them them to my collage with my face in the hole. Get it? Yeah well, the so called doctor didn’t either.

• Sophia Bush not mentioned on The Office Thursday on GMMR. Fo’ Sho. (GMMR)
• Emmanuelle Chriqui giving Sophia Bush a run for her cute ass money. (Bastardly)
• Sophia Bush on the cover of the new Maxim. See where this is going? (Bumpshack)
• Bobcat Goldthwait gets in trouble for bestiality not involving Sophia Bush. (Yeeeah!)
• Red Blooded American vagina, but it’s not Sophia Bush’s though. Although, I’m sure hers is. Patriotic, that is. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Jessica Simpson got laid in Africa and divorced Nick Lachey. Not really. But take it from me, you can never go back. Unless it’s with Sophia Bush.(Smart)
• Grey’s anatomy McDreamy fight was started by a gay slur. Not a gay guy who’s had a stroke and tried to fight Patrick Dempsey, but a negative epithet about being gay that was used in the context of an argument by another cast member. No real reason to tell you that. But, you know, in case you were confused like me. Sophia Bush is not a racist. (Cele|bitchy)

Howdy, folks, Emily here, sending you a delightful photo of Grey’s Anatomy hottie Katherine Heigl with snake at the Tao Laz Vegas first anniversary.(Photo)

Women and snakes go together like vodka and a fist full of Xanax. Super hot women and snakes are a combination more lethal than Danny Smith’s drug overdose (RIP!) Seeing that snake reminds me of the time I caught Sister Edwards gathering chicken bones for her hoodoo spell to invoke on her husband. Allegedly, he was caught in the bathroom stall with his secretary in a decidedly un-Godly state. The preacher said in order to officially repent her sin of burning-hot resentment, she had to stand in the pulpit with a rattlesnake, praying for deliverance of the demons that lay at her doorstep. The Lord would forgive her if she faced the snake unharmed. After her cleansing, the congregation gathered in celebration in the dining hall for fried chicken and sweet potatoes while EMS administered the anti-venom. Ahhh, sweet memories. The south rulez!

Here are a couple of more pictures of Katherine and her goodly presence.

I’m recovering from a much needed weekend of of debauchery so check out these top stories while I work out my alibi.

Brandon Davis is a fat, spoiled bastard and I would like to kick him in the scrotum. Oh, and he checked into rehab this week. For being a fat spoiled dumbass. (TMZ)

Katherine Heigl is engaged to Josh Kelly, a big goofy musician. And the curse continues… (GMMR)

Adam Brody of “The OC” is high which is my perfect chance to steal his cute little girlfriend Rachel Bilson. (I’m not obsessed)

Speaking of The OC and washed up has beens, Mischa Barton was at the Triggerstreet.com launch party looking pretty effing hot for a change. (Bricks and Stones)

Britney Spears, pregnant and in a bikini. CLICK THIS LINK AT YOUR OWN PERIL. If you’ll excuse me I have to gouge my eyes out with hot pokers now. (ICYDK) (ps. I love the new site Jocelyn!)

Joss Stone in a bikini. For the man who loves a woman to feel like a man. (Subvert Society)

At last, but certainly not least, The Bastardly Girls of the World Cup, Volume II. Meu Deus! (The Bastardly)

Curvy beauty Katherine Heigl recently jokingly told a source that she is interested in making a sex tape to boost her career.

The curvy actress believes a raunchy home video would propel her to fame in the same way it did Paris Hilton, who unwittingly starred in sex tape ‘One Night in Paris’.

Katherine said: “I think maybe I should do a sex tape. Look what it did for Paris Hilton!”

The star, who was raised a Mormon, hasn’t always been so comfortable with her sexuality.

The 27-year-old claims she was such a well-behaved teenager she wouldn’t have dreamt of getting intimate with any of her boyfriends - and says she was a virgin until she was 22.

She told Britain’s FHM magazine: “I was a very good, pure girl when I was at high school.(source)

Katherine Heigl has quickly risen to the top of my A-List. Let’ see. Tall, blonde with a nice rack? Check. Ridiculously nice in person? Check. Willing to throw morality out the door and disavow her religion for raunchy filmed sex? Check. Funny name and possible foreign language? Check. Obviously she’s joking about making a tape, though. I mean, she’s joking right? In the event that she’s not I just want to throw it out there that I have a pretty sweet studio in my bedroom and my Swedish figure skater girlfriend and I could take turns working the camera. She just loves blondes. Skoal.
 

Curvy beauty Katherine Heigl is set to appear in a new movie by Judd Apatow (40 Year Old Virgin) during the hiatus from her hit show Grey’s Anatomy. Katherine reports that although she needs a break from the show, she is excited to be a part of this project.

“It’s with Judd Apatow, who did ‘The 40-Year-Old Virgin.’ I’m the knocked up one,” says Heigl with a laugh.

‘It’s crazy because I have to wear like a big prosthetic belly the whole movie. I’m of age to be having children, but it’s just a weird concept to me.”(source)

Last time I checked, Katherine was 26 years old and that’s way past the age of having children. Of course, I’m from the south and my grandmother is 36. I don’t ever watch Grey’s Anatomy because a show about doctors who sleep with nurses and get into crazy hi-jinks and occasionally have sublime moments where life has meaning after they save someone is just too original and cutting edge for my conservative sensibilities. Hey, remember that episode where the doctor, who was having an affair got caught but he had other things on his mind like the 8 year old cancer patient who probably wasn’t going to make it, but in the end she pulled through because the doctor realized the power of love? Oh yeah, that’s every episode.

Patrick Dempsey recently revealed that he suffers from dyslexia to Barbara Walters for an episode of her Specials that will air Wednesday. He said he had a tough time as a kid and still has trouble on set.

Dempsey, 40, says he struggles while reading scripts and memorizing his lines.

“I think that’s when I get the most insecure … it’s very hard for me to read it off the page,” he says. “I need to memorize it, in order to go on.”

Dempsey, now experiencing a career comeback since dropping off Hollywood’s radar screen after his ’80s romantic comedy days, says he was once prone to divalike behavior.

“You can’t have temper tantrums,” he says. “You have to be professional and I don’t think I understood that at the time.”

On “Grey’s Anatomy,” Dempsey’s character is nicknamed “Dr. McDreamy” by the hospital’s female interns, including Dr. Meredith Grey, played by Ellen Pompeo.(source)

McDreamy? More like McDummy. What a stupid idiot who can’t read. I would be upset about him possibly seeing this post but he would quit after the title because it would give him a headache. I don’t ever watch Grey’s Anatomy because I am too busy inoculating the world’s sick with life giving vitamins. Except I would change the world’s sick to Swedish Figure Skaters and life giving vitamins with my penis. Oh, Katherine Hiegl is on that show. She’s hot.