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Lourdes Leon, 11, Madonna’s daughter with that Mariel boatlift personal trainer dude, has been approached by executives at Warner Bros. to appear in the next Harry Potter movie as a student at Hogwarts. Sources believe the small role could be her big break. The Sun reports:

Warner Brothers approached the 11-year-old – whose dad is fitness trainer Carlos Leon – through Madge. And I hear she’s desperate to accept the magical role. A source said: “Lola has definitely inherited her mother’s hunger for fame. After all her recent public appearances, looking more like a sophisticated teen than a child, the attention on her is really growing. Offers have poured in – film offers, sponsorship.”

Um, I’m just gonna raise my hand here and ask if “sophisticated teen” is code for “werewolf”. If so, that would really help explain this article.

Not even attempting to hide her symbiotic relationship with the paparazzi, Britney Spears has partnered with photo agency and Britney stalkers, X17, to raise money for UNICEF by auctioning a signed CD on eBay. In a press release issued by X17, somebody else other than Britney Spears said:

“I think it’s important to give back and with the release of Blackout, this seemed like the perfect opportunity to give the fans a chance to bid on something to help children everywhere.”

Calm down Britney fans. Please try to remember that Britney’s part ended with her taking a sharpie and scribbling her name on the front of a CD. She didn’t fly a cargo plane of supplies over Africa. It was a nice thought though. Maybe they can donate the proceeds to Sean Preston and Jayden James’ dental plan, because apparently Britney’s money is tied up in other investments.

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Donda West, 58, Kanye West’s mother and former chairwoman of the English Department at Chicago State University, died from uncontrollable bleeding and a possible heart attack after receiving a combination breast reduction and tummy tuck. Mrs. West, who had been turned down by a previous doctor, Dr. Andre Aboolian, in June because of her preexisting health issues, went to another Beverly Hills doctor to have the procedure performed and insisted on recuperating at home. Aboolian says:

“Donda was pushing me, ‘Can I go home after surgery?’ But I told her it just doesn’t work that way,” said Dr. Andre Aboolian of Beverly Hills. “The most dangerous time after surgery is the first 48 hours. I told her you have to go to an overnight care facility with nurses who look after you.” Aboolian called West a “sweet” woman who almost talked herself out of the procedure during their conversation. “She said she didn’t deserve to have this done. She kept asking, ‘Do I really need this?’” he recalled. “It’s not like she was being vain. It was heavy on her body.”

This is why I don’t like plastic surgeons. They never give a black woman a chance.

Angelina Jolie recently said that watching Brad Pitt with their children has given her emotions she’s never felt before and says that she was “blown away” by how well Brad has taken to fatherhood.

Angelina – who adopted Maddox and Zahara before she started dating the actor – said: “Brad has been an incredibly supportive and caring man and a great father. It means a lot to me to have him in my life and to be there for our children because I was prepared and even resigned to raise them alone.”You can’t know how good a father a man will be without actually seeing him in that role. But Brad is so good with Mad, and they’ve bonded in such a beautiful way that it almost makes me cry – and I never cry.” (source)

So.. she’s dead inside. That reminds me a lot of my mom except for the big tits, super hotness, and wanting to sleep her with part.

Links because you’re dead inside like me.

• More nude Kim Kardashian in Playboy. Armenian tits, huzzah. (Crave)
• Sam Raimi talks Spider Man (Gutter Bleed)
• Megan Fox needs to get real and start dating me. (Bastardly)
• Britney runs red lights because she hates children (Yeeeah)
• Some slutty chick from The Hills broke up with some dude from The Hills. (IBBB)
• Britney failed her drug test because she loves drugs. (Evil Beet)
• Writers of all the good shows are on strike because they hate being poor. (GoT)
• Alicia Keyes needs to rethink her MySpace password. (Glitterati)
• Calendar of whores. (Jordan)
• Lindsay Lohan upskirt because she hates herself. (Drunken Stepfather)