NSFW – Fatback Media

So the caption says en español because I was originally going to put some pictures of Rebecca Loos in Spanish FHM, but they sucked. [read: no frontal nudity, ergo worthless to me]. Therefore you get to see pictures of Rebecca Loos nude from some other photoshoot. To make it more authentic use a Spanish accent when you masturbate to them. Aye Caramba!

Más información:

• Allie is a hot wife who lets her husband bang other chicks on video. Definitely wife material. (Naughty Allie)
• Porn Star or pop star? Your guess is as good as mine. (LG)
• Mas Rebecca Loos desnuda (Phun)
• Guess the rack, before they had implants (LG)
• Brad Refro is still dead. (Celebrity Satan)
• Cloverfield ate the box office. (Zed’s Dead)
• Real vigilantes dressing up like superheroes, except they mostly get their asses kicked. (Gutterbleed)
• Lindsay Lohan has a nice ass. (DS)
• Celebrate MLK day with the some old school Megan Fox. (Bastardly)
• Gosh, Pamela Anderson is hot. (Allie)
• Rihanna topless in FHM. OMG. (Jordan)
• Britney wants to dance her troubles away. (Holly Scoop)
• Nude photography requires a steady hand (College Humor)
• Sarah Jessica Parker’s dress exploded into fashion vomit. (Webster)

Um. Is this chick dead? These are nude photos of “supermodel” Lily Cole, who according to Wiki-oh-god-please-be-right-pedia is a 19 year old model and actress – so you chicken hawks can bounce right now. HOWEVER. If you are a necrophiliac then this chick may be just right for you. She’s also starring in Marilyn Manson’s Phantasmagoria: The Visions of Lewis Carroll.

In Victorian times, an author who lives by himself in a castle, has visions of a girl named Alice. His name is Lewis Carrol and he finds himself terrified of what waits for him each night. He has become a symptom of his own invention. “Now all my nightmares know my name.” (source)

Everyone loves a red head, but not everyone loves a redhead Celtic witch who will cut out your heart and eat it on the summer solstice. I’m not sure where the “artist” who shot these was going with this, but typically these things end with the FBI coming through your front door. Celtic redhead nudity after the jump, you fucking perv.

Steaming hot links and filth.

• Brad Refro is still dead. (Celebrity Satan)
• Top 10 shortest celebrity hotties. (Uni brow)
• More Cloverfield monster details (Zed’s Dead)
• More Silver Surfer action.(Gutterbleed)
• Celebrity Photo hunt. Sexy style! (LG)
• Pamela Anderson is pregnant and her fetus has HEP C. (Yeeeah)
• Katherine Heigl should STFU and let the bloggers give the opinions around here. (Webster)
• Britney Spears gets fucked by photographer. Not in the good way. (Allie)
• People are bagging on Kim Catrall, but I would rip that shit to cougar pieces. (HolyCandy)
• Penelope Cruz’s lesbian incest kiss was a fake. But you can still rub one out to it. (City rag)
• Famous people are fucking gullible idiots. (Glitterati)
• Bar Rafaeli topless. Kinda. (Jordan)
• Stacey Kiebler is still alive. (Bastardly)
• Heidi Montag poses in a bikini. (DS)

Okay y’all, I have been waiting for this day–January 18th–to get here! Not because I have been sitting on pins and needles awaiting the release date of Cloverfied, but actually because from here on out inundation of Cloverfield marketing will simply taper off. I have been dreaming of a day where there will be no more Cloverfield commercials, no more web trailers, no more spoiler blog posts, and no more artist rendering of their best guess of what the monster looks like. Please Lord, just let it all go away once the movie opens. I mean I have memorized snippets of the movie dialogue, as it has invaded my poor brain for about a month now.

But unlike myself, the stars were eager to see the film and came out for the L.A. premier of Cloverfield on Tuesday night because, you know, people are going to want to know how it all went down. Shit! I told you the trailer had invaded my brain . . .

If your looking for spoilers well, check our our sister site Zed’s Dead.

Since the Dallas Cowboy’s early exit from this year’s NFL playoffs, snipers and ninjas in the Dallas area are waiting for Jessica Simpson to step foot inside the city limits, because they feel she was partly responsible for the loss. Yesterday on his blog, Simpson’s ex-bf John Mayer asks us to politely leave Jessica alone. Sorry. He writes:

Dear Dallas and Surrounding Areas,

This isn’t a sports blog, and it isn’t a publicity stunt. (but have at me if it feels right.)

This is about doing what I think is right as a person, in this case speaking my mind.

I have never known anyone to have more pride in their home state and their upbringing in it than Jessica Simpson has in Texas. I don’t really follow sports, but I have played some of my biggest and best concerts in your state, and having witnessed how dynamic the spirit there is, I’m betting emotions are running high right about now.

All witty barbs, blogs, and fashion policing aside, that girl loves Texas more than you know. It’s one of her most defining traits as a person. So please don’t try and take that away from her. (You probably wouldn’t be able to, but it’s less work for all involved.)

I just thought it would mean something coming from the guy who has the absolute least to gain from this. And if I’m out of line in having written it, too bad. I can spare a Wednesday’s worth of bad press if it means sticking up for a good soul.

JM

ZZZZZZ. Whatever. After “I don’t really follow sports”, I kinda stopped reading. That’s because I pictured John writing this wrapped in a shawl, sipping sherry, and watching Barefoot Contessa. I figured he might not be the authority on the 3-4 defense or understanding why national media coverage involving your starting quarterback’s vacation might not be the best thing to happen to your team a week before a playoff game.