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Even though her children have taken from her “indefinitely”, Britney Spears still finds time to reflect and lament her dire and pitiful situation. Wait, I mean she parties like a drunk sorority girl.

“(Spears) is to have telephonic contact with the minor children,” Commissioner Scott Gordon ruled at last week’s hearing. “All prior orders remain in full force and effect.”

The pop singer, 26, has been forbidden to see her sons Preston, 2, and Jayden, 1, for more than three weeks, following her Jan. 3 custody standoff, which ended with her brief hospitalization.

Despite two attempts by her lawyers to regain her visitation rights, Spears cannot see her kids indefinitely, the judge has ruled. (source)

There is something disturbingly sexy about a mentally unstable mother who shirks responsibilities to her children so she can go party with her underwear showing. Maybe it’s the hollow, vacuous stare hidden by sunglasses that really turns me on. All I know is that she makes me want to buy her Newports and tampons. RRrreow!

Angelina Jolie is pregnant. With twins. This will bring the kid count up to 6. I wonder if they’ll need name tags?

Angelina Jolie is pregnant again –and she is expecting lover Brad Pitt’s twins, Star has confirmed.

Angie only discovered that she is eating for three over the past week, a source very close to the Lara Croft star reveals. (source)

There’s not much to say here except, if I were Brad Pitt I would keep Angelina Jolie pregnant all the time too. That’s how you get a good woman, fellas. You seduce her with your ability to listen, and your kind words and cuddling, then you trap her by getting her pregnant. It’s all XBox’s and Budweisers after that. I’m a tiger ladies. True story.


Here’s Angelina trying to ride a bike in New Orleans. In pic 4 for some reason, she’s got a melted baby which kinda takes the sexiness out any picture if you ask me.

Ok. The day’s been pretty depressing, so here goes. I have no idea who Natalie Denning is, but she’s nude and British and that’s enough for me. I took a look at the Wikipedia to see if the truth sleuths over there had anything on her. Did they? You bet you sweet narrator’s licensing ass they did. To wit:

Natalie Denning is a British glamour model born in 1983, Worcester, England. Natalie first found fame in the British reality TV series Poor Little Rich Girls and has since gone on to pose topless in many of the major British lads mag’s including Nuts, ZOO, Loaded and Maximum.

In recent years Natalie has branched out into other types of modeling including presenting prizes on British Game shows such as The Price Is Right and Gameshow Marathon. (Source)

I would have printed more, but apparently the only thing this chick does is get naked, so the article was pretty short. Like your attention span, knuckle dragger. Here’s more of Natalie Denning and her friend doing what all girls do when left to their own devices. Right? Right?

• Allie is a hot wife who lets her husband bang other chicks on video. Definitely wife material. (Naughty Allie)
• Porn Star or pop star? Your guess is as good as mine. (LG)
• Mas Rebecca Loos desnuda (Phun)
• Guess the rack, before they had implants (LG)
• Brad Refro is still dead. (Celebrity Satan)
• Cloverfield ate the box office. (Zed’s Dead)
• Real vigilantes dressing up like superheroes, except they mostly get their asses kicked. (Gutterbleed)
• Lindsay Lohan has a nice ass. (DS)
• Celebrate MLK day with the some old school Megan Fox. (Bastardly)
• Gosh, Pamela Anderson is hot. (Allie)
• Rihanna topless in FHM. OMG. (Jordan)
• Britney wants to dance her troubles away. (Holly Scoop)
• Nude photography requires a steady hand (College Humor)
• Sarah Jessica Parker’s dress exploded into fashion vomit. (Webster)
• This chick gets naked and freaky in dressing rooms (NA)

 

Heath Ledger is dead at 28. Here’s what we reported over at our sister site Zed’s Dead.


Actor and Academy Award nominee, Heath Ledger was found dead at his Manhattan home Tuesday morning. Details are sketchy thus far and no cause of death has been announced, but drugs are believed to be a factor.

He was found dead in his bed in one of his residences in Soho by his housekeeper at 3:35 PM ET today. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ they believe it was not a crime, adding that prescription pills were found near his body.

According to NYPD a masseuse arrived at Ledger’s apartment and was let in by a housekeeper. When Ledger didn’t answer his bedroom door, the housekeeper and the masseuse opened it and found him unconscious. They attempted to wake him; when they couldn’t, they called 911. (source)

Leger had recently filmed The Dark Knight, the sequel to Batman Begins, in which he played the Joker. Initially he had trouble with the role and worked with director Christopher Nolan to achieve the psychopathic mentality of the frenetic Joker. (From Wikipedia so take it as you will):

To prepare for the role he lived alone in a hotel room for a month, formulating the character’s posture, voice and psychology. While he initially found it difficult, Ledger was eventually able to generate a voice which did not sound like Jack Nicholson’s take on the character in Tim Burton’s 1989 Batman film.He started a diary, in which he wrote the Joker’s thoughts and feelings to guide himself during his performance. He was also given Batman: The Killing Joke and Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth to read, which he “really tried to read and put it down”.Ledger also cited inspiration in A Clockwork Orange and Sid Vicious. Ultimately, “there’s nothing that [is] consistent”, as his main objective was to frighten the audience.The challenge of the role put a strain on Ledger’s sleep patterns, finding himself unable to rest for more than a few hours each night.(source)

There is no word yet on how this will effect the release of The Dark Knight. Updates will be posted in this article as they come available. Heath Ledger, RIP.