NSFW – Fatback Media

TMZ is reporting that Heath Ledger’s autopsy revealed that he died of “acute intoxication” caused by the effects of several prescription medications. And now a commerical for every drug on the market:

The NYPD found five medications in Ledger’s apartment after his death, including anti-anxiety medications alprazolam (Xanax), diazepam (Valium) and Lorazepam (Ativan). The sleeping medication zopiclone (Lunesta) and the sedative temazepam (Restoril) — which is used by people with “debilitating insomnia” — were also found. Doxylamine is an antihistamine used in the short-term treatment of insomnia.

What’s sad, is that there is probably a team of pharmaceutical marketing executives working on new packaging for these drugs right now. Instead of a butterfly, the new Lunesta box will have a picture a Heath Ledger and the tagline: Lunesta. Sleep with the angels. Like Heath!

See that? That is a salacious headline folks. I don’t like to brag, but they don’t teach that shit in journalism school. That comes from years of walking a beat, doing the research and following leads to get the story. Other bloggers may have fancy pants degrees from respected ivy covered liberal arts schools, but did they live blog the Vietnam War? No. No they did not. The key to writing a good story is coming up with a compelling headline that is evocative with just a hint of scandal, then diving right into the story so the readers will be instantly immersed in the narrative. Going on and on about unrelated or tangential information will only cause the reader to become disinterested and stop reading. Where was I?

Jamie and Lynne Spears arrived this morning at the County courthouse in downtown L.A. Sources say both parents are extremely concerned about the welfare of their daughter, and upset because Sam Lutfi is trying to call the shots on all matters Britney.

The court has the power to create a conservatorship, which would allow both Jamie and Lynne to make medical decisions on behalf of Britney. The conservatorship would also allow them to control Britney’s financial affairs. (Source)

What better way to show their love and support by taking control of her assets? It’s really kind of sweet, like Macbeth!

Sometime I feel sorry for Britney Spears because she is just the product of exploitative parents who whored out their daughter to the entertainment industry before she even finished high school – just to get her money. When I think about the tragic series of events that led up to Britney’s current situation it makes me melancholy. Then I remember that I am an elitist, judgmental bastard and it’s my job to make fun of Britney Spears and her fucked up, country-whore-come-to-town antics.

On Tuesday afternoon, she and Lutfi visited a nearby J. Crew, where an onlooker described her as “totally out of it.”

“She was talking in a slight accent. It was a little of a British accent,” says the eyewitness. “She kept to herself, quiet, she just wanted to go. She really wanted some Bubblelicious gum and she kept asking Sam for it and got frustrated when he didn’t have any. Her mood lifted when she found some in her bag.” (source)

What’s sick is this doesn’t even faze me anymore. What’s even sicker is that I would probably still bang her. She’s hot in a ‘sad stripper in the light of day’ kinda way. You know I’m a sucker for a brokedown tramp who can smile through the tears.

I’d like to talk you folks about nudity. I like it. You like it. You know who doesn’t like it? Google. And apparently every other ad company in the business doesn’t like it either. At least on this site. Ad companies are running away like boobies are the plague. Well, sir that is a disease I’d like to have. Figuratively, of course. Just the plague if it were boobies. But not on me, per se, just near me. Does that make sense? Does it even have to? I say no and good day. Enjoy the tits.

These are old school semi-pervy pics of Diora Baird and her 100% natural born 32 DD’s. Ever notice you can’t spell Google with DD’s? Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

• Katie Rees, Miss Nevada arrested for being a drunken whore. (Fatback Media)
• Eli Manning telling Tom Brady what a pussy he is (LG)
• Britney’s shit got stolen when she went to rehab (D-Listed)
• Pete Wentz will still cry at the end of the superbowl. (Yeeeah)
• Porn Star or pop star? Your guess is as good as mine. (LG)
• Guess the rack, before they had implants (LG)
• Brad Renfro is still dead. (Celebrity Satan)
• Cloverfield ate the box office. (Zed’s Dead)
• Real vigilantes dressing up like superheroes, except they mostly get their asses kicked. (Gutterbleed)
• Lindsay Lohan has a nice ass. (DS)
• Celebrate MLK day with the some old school Megan Fox. (Bastardly)
• Gosh, Pamela Anderson is hot. (Allie)
• Rihanna topless in FHM. OMG. (Jordan)
• Britney wants to dance her troubles away. (Holly Scoop)
• Nude photography requires a steady hand (College Humor)
• Sarah Jessica Parker’s dress exploded into fashion vomit. (Webster)