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Jessica Kramer was on TMZ once, so I guess that means she sort of a celebrity but she likes to get naked and since F&C is about celebrity tits and ass now, here’s Jessica Kramer naked. I don’t know that much about her other than she has huge tits and likes to get fall down drunk. If that doesn’t pique your interest, I hear Clay Aiken is on Broadway now. So you might want to go ahead and check that out.

So I guess this is the nude shoot that got Christopher Knight crying like a puppy with two peckers. Apparently, he got his corn cob in a knot because she had these erotic photos made for his birthday. This is how you know Christopher Knight was molested on the Brady Bunch. Only an emotionally scarred diddle victim would be pissed that his model wife made lesbian art with another naked chick.

Speaking of girl-on-girl, the sexy sounding Kamara Kole form the Cote d’ Ivoire sent me an email today and I have a pretty good feeling about this. She’s ethnic and from a war torn country, so as soon as she deposits those warlord millions in my account I’m going to see if she’ll go London Bridge with me and my girlfriend.

• Newest Iron Man Trailer (Zeds Dead)
• More naked Adrianne Curry (Fatback and Collards)
• Amy Winehouse, banned in the USA!(Fatback Media)
• I’m not a lesbian, I’m a Chris…ian! (Dolly Mix )
• Man vs Girls Gone Wild! (College Humor)
• Keely Hazell next to statues made of dooky (Drunkenstepfather)
• Gwyneth Paltrow still dresses like shit (Bastardly)
• Halle Berry has a merkin for hair (Allie)
• Natasha Bedingfield in a bikini. (Jordan)
• Charlize Theron at Harvard with cross dressers (Gone Hollywood)
• Tyra banks shit herself (Yeeeah)

So this is what you get when you decide to make self-indulgent shitty movies that pass as art: premium supermodel ass draped allover you. Leonardo DiCaprio has been banging supermodels for years now and still has nothing to show for it but a 2 season run on Growing Pains [so cute!]. He’s supposed to be the actor of our generation, but to me it looks like he’s just smoking a lot cigarettes and fucking hot chicks. Which would be fine except he’s so god damn smug about acting. PS, he’s also a dick. Apparently, he and his cousin built a basketball court near his house in California and fucked up the geology of the west coast.

Neighbors Joan and Robert Linclau sued DiCaprio and [his cousin, Robert] Hrtica in May for at least $250,000 in damages. They claimed their property was illegally excavated and some plants removed in 2004. They also said the work undermined a slope behind their home and left their deck and pool in danger of collapse.(source)

So here’s to you Leo. Thanks for getting killed at the end of The Departed and Titanic and for banging coked out supermodels at the beach. You suck.

Former Miss Nevada, Katie Rees is back in the news for scandalous behavior. This time, instead of girl-on-girl nudity in a bar she just got plowed and talked shit to the cops.

Rees, who lost her crown in 2006 after racy photos of her emerged on the Internet, was arrested shortly before 3 a.m. Wednesday after she allegedly elbowed and kicked officers who pulled her over on a traffic violation, Las Vegas Metropolitan police told the station. (source)

I, for one, am psyched to see Katie back in the news. She’s a real party girl’s party girl. It’s refreshing to see skanky girls with that kind of drive. These days most slutty chicks settle for a few years of whoring, drinking and drugs before they get pregnant, fat and bitchy. Katie’s going the distance. Like a racehorse - a drunken, slutty racehorse that might steal your shit.

And now, a trip down memory lane. After the jump…

TMZ is reporting that Heath Ledger’s autopsy revealed that he died of “acute intoxication” caused by the effects of several prescription medications. And now a commerical for every drug on the market:

The NYPD found five medications in Ledger’s apartment after his death, including anti-anxiety medications alprazolam (Xanax), diazepam (Valium) and Lorazepam (Ativan). The sleeping medication zopiclone (Lunesta) and the sedative temazepam (Restoril) — which is used by people with “debilitating insomnia” — were also found. Doxylamine is an antihistamine used in the short-term treatment of insomnia.

What’s sad, is that there is probably a team of pharmaceutical marketing executives working on new packaging for these drugs right now. Instead of a butterfly, the new Lunesta box will have a picture a Heath Ledger and the tagline: Lunesta. Sleep with the angels. Like Heath!

See that? That is a salacious headline folks. I don’t like to brag, but they don’t teach that shit in journalism school. That comes from years of walking a beat, doing the research and following leads to get the story. Other bloggers may have fancy pants degrees from respected ivy covered liberal arts schools, but did they live blog the Vietnam War? No. No they did not. The key to writing a good story is coming up with a compelling headline that is evocative with just a hint of scandal, then diving right into the story so the readers will be instantly immersed in the narrative. Going on and on about unrelated or tangential information will only cause the reader to become disinterested and stop reading. Where was I?

Jamie and Lynne Spears arrived this morning at the County courthouse in downtown L.A. Sources say both parents are extremely concerned about the welfare of their daughter, and upset because Sam Lutfi is trying to call the shots on all matters Britney.

The court has the power to create a conservatorship, which would allow both Jamie and Lynne to make medical decisions on behalf of Britney. The conservatorship would also allow them to control Britney’s financial affairs. (Source)

What better way to show their love and support by taking control of her assets? It’s really kind of sweet, like Macbeth!

Sometime I feel sorry for Britney Spears because she is just the product of exploitative parents who whored out their daughter to the entertainment industry before she even finished high school - just to get her money. When I think about the tragic series of events that led up to Britney’s current situation it makes me melancholy. Then I remember that I am an elitist, judgmental bastard and it’s my job to make fun of Britney Spears and her fucked up, country-whore-come-to-town antics.

On Tuesday afternoon, she and Lutfi visited a nearby J. Crew, where an onlooker described her as “totally out of it.”

“She was talking in a slight accent. It was a little of a British accent,” says the eyewitness. “She kept to herself, quiet, she just wanted to go. She really wanted some Bubblelicious gum and she kept asking Sam for it and got frustrated when he didn’t have any. Her mood lifted when she found some in her bag.” (source)

What’s sick is this doesn’t even faze me anymore. What’s even sicker is that I would probably still bang her. She’s hot in a ’sad stripper in the light of day’ kinda way. You know I’m a sucker for a brokedown tramp who can smile through the tears.

I’d like to talk you folks about nudity. I like it. You like it. You know who doesn’t like it? Google. And apparently every other ad company in the business doesn’t like it either. At least on this site. Ad companies are running away like boobies are the plague. Well, sir that is a disease I’d like to have. Figuratively, of course. Just the plague if it were boobies. But not on me, per se, just near me. Does that make sense? Does it even have to? I say no and good day. Enjoy the tits.

These are old school semi-pervy pics of Diora Baird and her 100% natural born 32 DD’s. Ever notice you can’t spell Google with DD’s? Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

• Katie Rees, Miss Nevada arrested for being a drunken whore. (Fatback Media)
• Eli Manning telling Tom Brady what a pussy he is (LG)
• Britney’s shit got stolen when she went to rehab (D-Listed)
• Pete Wentz will still cry at the end of the superbowl. (Yeeeah)
• Porn Star or pop star? Your guess is as good as mine. (LG)
• Guess the rack, before they had implants (LG)
• Brad Renfro is still dead. (Celebrity Satan)
• Cloverfield ate the box office. (Zed’s Dead)
• Real vigilantes dressing up like superheroes, except they mostly get their asses kicked. (Gutterbleed)
• Lindsay Lohan has a nice ass. (DS)
• Celebrate MLK day with the some old school Megan Fox. (Bastardly)
• Gosh, Pamela Anderson is hot. (Allie)
• Rihanna topless in FHM. OMG. (Jordan)
• Britney wants to dance her troubles away. (Holly Scoop)
• Nude photography requires a steady hand (College Humor)
• Sarah Jessica Parker’s dress exploded into fashion vomit. (Webster)

Even though her children have taken from her “indefinitely”, Britney Spears still finds time to reflect and lament her dire and pitiful situation. Wait, I mean she parties like a drunk sorority girl.

“(Spears) is to have telephonic contact with the minor children,” Commissioner Scott Gordon ruled at last week’s hearing. “All prior orders remain in full force and effect.”

The pop singer, 26, has been forbidden to see her sons Preston, 2, and Jayden, 1, for more than three weeks, following her Jan. 3 custody standoff, which ended with her brief hospitalization.

Despite two attempts by her lawyers to regain her visitation rights, Spears cannot see her kids indefinitely, the judge has ruled. (source)

There is something disturbingly sexy about a mentally unstable mother who shirks responsibilities to her children so she can go party with her underwear showing. Maybe it’s the hollow, vacuous stare hidden by sunglasses that really turns me on. All I know is that she makes me want to buy her Newports and tampons. RRrreow!

Angelina Jolie is pregnant. With twins. This will bring the kid count up to 6. I wonder if they’ll need name tags?

Angelina Jolie is pregnant again –and she is expecting lover Brad Pitt’s twins, Star has confirmed.

Angie only discovered that she is eating for three over the past week, a source very close to the Lara Croft star reveals. (source)

There’s not much to say here except, if I were Brad Pitt I would keep Angelina Jolie pregnant all the time too. That’s how you get a good woman, fellas. You seduce her with your ability to listen, and your kind words and cuddling, then you trap her by getting her pregnant. It’s all XBox’s and Budweisers after that. I’m a tiger ladies. True story.


Here’s Angelina trying to ride a bike in New Orleans. In pic 4 for some reason, she’s got a melted baby which kinda takes the sexiness out any picture if you ask me.