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Jessica Kramer was on TMZ once, so I guess that means she sort of a celebrity but she likes to get naked and since F&C is about celebrity tits and ass now, here’s Jessica Kramer naked. I don’t know that much about her other than she has huge tits and likes to get fall down drunk. If that doesn’t pique your interest, I hear Clay Aiken is on Broadway now. So you might want to go ahead and check that out.

So I guess this is the nude shoot that got Christopher Knight crying like a puppy with two peckers. Apparently, he got his corn cob in a knot because she had these erotic photos made for his birthday. This is how you know Christopher Knight was molested on the Brady Bunch. Only an emotionally scarred diddle victim would be pissed that his model wife made lesbian art with another naked chick.

Speaking of girl-on-girl, the sexy sounding Kamara Kole form the Cote d’ Ivoire sent me an email today and I have a pretty good feeling about this. She’s ethnic and from a war torn country, so as soon as she deposits those warlord millions in my account I’m going to see if she’ll go London Bridge with me and my girlfriend.

• Newest Iron Man Trailer (Zeds Dead)
• More naked Adrianne Curry (Fatback and Collards)
• Amy Winehouse, banned in the USA!(Fatback Media)
• I’m not a lesbian, I’m a Chris…ian! (Dolly Mix )
• Man vs Girls Gone Wild! (College Humor)
• Keely Hazell next to statues made of dooky (Drunkenstepfather)
• Gwyneth Paltrow still dresses like shit (Bastardly)
• Halle Berry has a merkin for hair (Allie)
• Natasha Bedingfield in a bikini. (Jordan)
• Charlize Theron at Harvard with cross dressers (Gone Hollywood)
• Tyra banks shit herself (Yeeeah)

So this is what you get when you decide to make self-indulgent shitty movies that pass as art: premium supermodel ass draped allover you. Leonardo DiCaprio has been banging supermodels for years now and still has nothing to show for it but a 2 season run on Growing Pains [so cute!]. He’s supposed to be the actor of our generation, but to me it looks like he’s just smoking a lot cigarettes and fucking hot chicks. Which would be fine except he’s so god damn smug about acting. PS, he’s also a dick. Apparently, he and his cousin built a basketball court near his house in California and fucked up the geology of the west coast.

Neighbors Joan and Robert Linclau sued DiCaprio and [his cousin, Robert] Hrtica in May for at least $250,000 in damages. They claimed their property was illegally excavated and some plants removed in 2004. They also said the work undermined a slope behind their home and left their deck and pool in danger of collapse.(source)

So here’s to you Leo. Thanks for getting killed at the end of The Departed and Titanic and for banging coked out supermodels at the beach. You suck.

Former Miss Nevada, Katie Rees is back in the news for scandalous behavior. This time, instead of girl-on-girl nudity in a bar she just got plowed and talked shit to the cops.

Rees, who lost her crown in 2006 after racy photos of her emerged on the Internet, was arrested shortly before 3 a.m. Wednesday after she allegedly elbowed and kicked officers who pulled her over on a traffic violation, Las Vegas Metropolitan police told the station. (source)

I, for one, am psyched to see Katie back in the news. She’s a real party girl’s party girl. It’s refreshing to see skanky girls with that kind of drive. These days most slutty chicks settle for a few years of whoring, drinking and drugs before they get pregnant, fat and bitchy. Katie’s going the distance. Like a racehorse – a drunken, slutty racehorse that might steal your shit.

And now, a trip down memory lane. After the jump…