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Ok. Here’s the headline I woke up to today.

NFL Cheerleaders Arrested for Alleged Lesbian Sex in Bar Bathroom
According to the Observer, the police report
claims the two cheerleaders were having sex with each other in a stall
at the bar when other patrons got angry they were taking so long in the
bathroom.

Hmm. Where to start…where to start? Wait…there’s more.

Then one of the cheerleaders and another
person started arguing and the cheerleader hit that person in the face,
according to the report.

Witnesses say Angela Keathley and Renee
Thomas were engaged in some type of sexual activity inside a bathroom
stall at Banana Joe’s around 2:20 am Sunday. Another woman waiting to
use the bathroom got into an argument with the pair.

Police say Thomas punched the woman in the face. When Thomas was
arrested, she gave police the name of another Panthers cheerleader.

Wait. What? Hot cheerleader sex in a dirty bathroom that devolved into a girl fight then moved to  the county jail? That is the porn trifecta. Nothing I can say will ever top the fact that this happened in real life. These are the end of days my friend. I would get your affairs together.

UPDATE: It looks like the Panthers pulled their website this morning, or either its down due to bandwidth. I happened to grab a few images of the panther TopCats (cheerleaders). More after the jump.

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According to the National Ledger, Jennifer Aniston’s new steamy sex sex scene with co-star Clive Owen got a little rough in real life.

Access Hollywood asked the actress, “That hotel scene that you guys had was a little hot  — A lot hot!”

“Just doing my job,” Jen laughed. “All in a day’s work.”

Ray asked Jen on Monday, "I heard you got a little injured in some of those scenes?"

Jen dishes, "You mean bruised? Yes, I got some good bruises on my
legs. Look, it wasn’t pretty. But you don’t even feel it. Your
adrenalin is running so you can’t feel it."

I’ve had some pretty hot sex in my day and I am all into experimenting but I don’t think I have ever kicked a girl in the shins as part of my foreplay. But then again, I’m usually hanging from a door with a belt tied around my neck. I know what she means about the adrenalin though. Once the duct tape comes off, its all adrenalin and finger nails.

OK! Magazine has reportedly lost out on the bid for exclusive rights to the Dirty Vegas Sean Preston pics.

According to PageSix.com, OK! magazine has lost out in the bidding to
publish the first pictures of Britney Spears’ baby, Sean Preston Spears
Federline. The magazine which paid a reported 3 million for black and
white wedding photos of Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher was said to have
offered up to $2 million for exclusives of Britney Spears, hubby Kevin
Federline and baby Sean Preston Spears Federline.

Britney Spears favorite magazine – People Magazine will publish the
first offical photos. A rep for People declined comment, but a rep for
Spears said, "If this is true, they will probably donate the money to
charity."

That sounds about right. Except I would change the donate to "keep all to themselves" and charity to Kevin Federline.

In other news Britney has reportedly said she will spend millions on personal trainers and nutritionists to get back into the shape she was before she got pregnant. I think she looks great now-especially in that picture above. But then again, I think the girls stumbling out of the strip club at 7:00 am that I see on my way to work every morning look good too. They just need a friend, you know. I can be that friend. Then we won’t need the duct tape.

This is Lindsay Lohan acting like a bitch dining at restaurant recently. I don’t think anyone is surprised to find out that Lindsay can be a bitch so that’s not really the point of this post. All these spoiled rotten starlettes with a sense of entitlement should learn that they can attract a lot more flies with sugar than vinegar. I have no idea what that means but I think it involves full frontal nudity and a penchant for anal.