This is Eva Mendes nude in Italian Vogue. I’m not much of an art critic so I can’t really tell you what’s going here but I’ll assume that photographer is going for a ’60s, North by Northwest slash Sophia Loren feel with a little S&M thrown in. I’ll also assume he wore a beret, had a pencil thin upturned mustache,  and smoked cigarettes through one of those long black filter things. More Eva Mendes nude, you art house dandy.

I know this week’s posts have been lesbian heavy so I decided to give something back to my lesbian soul sistahs and put up some pictures of super caliente Eve Mendes. Remember me at the GLAAD Awards. Everyone else can click the links.

• Mariska Hargitay MILF’s it up at the SAG Awards. (Bastardly)
• Tara Reid’s new plastic sugery is okay with Jesus. (DS)
• Eva Mendes accessorizes with a back brace. Still sexy. (Yeeeah)
• Smokin’ Aces reviewed. I saw this flick. It’s like Ocean’s 12 meets Reservoir Dogs. With Alicia Keyes cleavage. (Pajiba)
• Zooey Deschanel is hot and so is sister who is on Bones. Bones. Heh heh. (Smart)
• Jaime Pressly is hot and pregnant. What? You’d hit it. (Subvert)
• “Armed and Famous” just blew it’s own brains out. PONCH!?! (Socialite’s Life)
• Make some T-shirts about how cool you think you are. (Cafepress)
• Episode Recap of this week’s 24. I think there is a waterskiing scene next week. (GMMR)

Also here’s a link to iFilm’s superbowl ads in streaming FLASH 8 QUALITY! Or so they tell me.