NSFW – Fatback Media

You know what makes a model super or an awesomely hot chick even more awesomer? Naked boobies. Estella Warren has been in most people’s SI Swimsuit edition spank bank for years, but did you know she is also an accomplished actress? She’s been in films like Driven, Kangaroo Jack, Planet of the Apes and …um. Did I mention she’s naked? I’m not saying that hot models shouldn’t act, I’m saying it’s better if they’re seen but not heard. Like a kitten!

Links for you thespians.

• Kate Moss Doing Coke (LG)
• Gadgets for you drunks out there (Crave)
• Today’s Big Thing! What will it be?!? (TBT)
• Scientology Holiday Card (Yeeeah)
• Celebrity Look-a-likes will make you feel special if you bang them. (Allie)
• Russel Simmons’ baby sitter is hot. Good night, God bless. (DS)
• Olga Kuylenko is hot and easter european, and she is creating a internet loop. (Bastardly)

FB’s in NYC rounding up some PYT’s so here’s a top story that doesn’t involve Britney’s raw vagina. Texas hottie Lance Armstrong was observed with actress Estella Warren. Maybe they were swapping recipes? A girl can hope…

It looks like Lance’s latest arm candy is actress Estella Warren. Lance was spotted dining with Estella on Nov. 22 at a West Hollywood cafe, where the two swapped numbers while flirting over coffee and iced tea! As they later headed in separate directions, Estella, 27, whistled and waved at Lance, 35. (source)

Consecutive Tour de France victories, defeating testicular cancer only to finish with a failed marriage, then an endearing relationship with hottie Sheryl Crow and now the prospect of smokin’ hot Estella Warren – Canadian actress, fashion model, synchronized swimmer extraordinaire? You throw in a trip to the vet after finding a wounded bird in a ditch and this guy is in the heart of every American girl. Or her pants. Lance is a sexy, strong, southern lad (I love alliteration!) who is quickly on his way to becoming my next court case. And Estella is fast on her way swimming back to Canada with a broken heart and a souvenir Palmetto flag, courtesy of one danger-hot Carolina girl.

BTW, That’s funny right? See, you can’t swim to Canada. Well, I guess you can, but anyway. where was I? Lance is ’seeing stars’ cause Estella means star, right…get it…? Like that, huh? Loser.