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Emmanuelle Chriqui (sounds like shreeky, which rhymes with freaky-deakey!) is one of those girls who always seems to be asking me to to crawl inside her blouse and curl up like a little kitty and spoon her till I fall asleep. She’s all kinds of ethnic, usually plays a lesbian and she’s often wont of a gentle zephyr to delicately waft across her bosom. Which is why I love her so. And she’s has a nice rack. Here are some pics of her at the Entourage Premier and one extra niptastic slip from a while back. Pic 1 is the money shot.

It’s Friday, y’all and that’s my time to show my internet love for my sexy blogger posse. We ride around in hoopties, flickin’ switches, rollin’ on twennifoes. It’s ah’ite, bitches.

• Kim “The Cougar” Catrall flashes some fur at a book signing. She’s come a long way since Mannequin. (Subvert)
• They’re back from Argentina with an Emmanuelle Chriqui spread that is sure to give you carpel tunnel. (Bastardly)
• Britney and her boobs head to Miami. (INO)
• Lindsay Lohan called Paris a cunt. Isn’t that like a spade calling a spade a fucking shovel? (Bricks and Stones)
• Jesus loves you. And he loves country music. And boobies. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Oscar movies have three things: They’re way too long, a dude has to cry, and the good guys die. Oscar, say hello to “Babel”. (Pajiba)
• Kate Beckinsale and Luke Wilson are haters. O.R. They? (Yeeeah)
• Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes wedding news! Who cares? (Glitterati)