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Emma Watson likes to party y’all. She and her other Harry Potter cast mates, Rupert Grint and Daniel Radcliffe (all teenagers) have admitted to experimenting with smoking and drinking like other teenagers. They just do it behind closed doors.

Emma, 17, said: “You are careful not to do it in the public eye. You have your first cigarette or first glass of alcohol in a safe environment with your close friends – or you could be foolish and choose to do it in a London nightclub.” (source)

You gotta hand it to Emma here. First she doesn’t insult anyone’s intelligence by lying about experimentation, and she has the decorum to do it behind closed doors. (Well, except for that one time). Lindsay Lohan could use a lesson here. The point is, all teenagers experiment with sex, drugs, and alcohol. It’s just a normal part of adolescent socialization and a transition into the process of self discovery and actualization. It’s also a way to find out who the really slutty girls are in high school. True story. I’m a doctor.

And more hot teen images for you pervs. Reeeow, that Danny Radcliffe is smokin’ .

Emma Watson, who was reportedly considering leaving the role of Hermoine is the successful Harry Potter film series, may be staying in her role after all.

“We’re extremely confident that Emma will be back for films six and seven,” a spokesperson for the Hollywood studio told CBBC’s Newsround.

The statement comes amid speculation that the 16-year-old told the company she did not want to continue.

Filming for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is scheduled to begin this year, with a release date at some point in 2008.

A release date in 2010 has been mooted for the seventh and final movie, The Deathly Hallows – the year Watson will turn 20. (source)

Obviously, I’m kidding about the whore part. She’s only 16, and I’m not one of those creepy stalkers who’s into to young, nubile, witchy girls with cute little accents and a sassy attitude. That’s just gross. And against my parole conditions. Besides she’ll be 18 soon enough. Only 393 days, baby! (Now sing this for the rest of the day sukkahs: You’re much too young girl…)

Apparently, Amanda Bynes doesn’t have friends like Emma Watson or she would have been able to get served alcohol when she was out in Boston recently promoting her new movie entitled, “Hackneyed script fron the 80’s which sucked except for the nude scene at the end, but this movie will probably not have a nude scene which means it will completely suck“. Okay, it’s really called “She’s the man“, but it’s a total ripoff remake of the “Just One of the guys“. To my point:

March 8, 2006 — TEEN queen Amanda Bynes had to settle for soft drinks on a recent trip to Boston. The 19-year-old actress was carded with her “She’s the Man” co-stars during dinner at Todd English’s Bonfire. Their handler, Dayna D’Itria, objected, saying, “I spoke to the manager, and I thought we had an understanding,” a Page Six spy reports. After IDs were checked, everyone but Bynes ordered cocktails – but the server declined to bring them two drinks apiece as they had ordered. A spokeswoman for Bonfire said, “We abide by Massachusetts state law. We’re not in the business of serving teens alcohol.” A rep for Bynes said, “She never asked for a drink.” (source)

Apparently, Amanda (et al) were doing a press junket for the movie, which is why they were in Boston. And by press junket I think they were signing autographs at the Cambridgeside Mall near the food court. I’m not saying that the movie will suck, well, yes I am am. But I am also saying that the bar at my apartment in Boston is always open. And if you’re hot and slutty the bouncers don’t card you. And before you get all crazy and judgemental on me I did say they had to be slutty. Besides, it’s not like I have ever served underaged girls alcohol on my roofdeck. Wait. Yes I have.

Look a little Emma Watson underage drinking at some bar. She’s cute as a button, isn’t she? I have a friend who is in total lust with Daniel Radcliffe, who plays Harry Potter, and she isn’t creeped out by that all. Which I think is amazing, and special and beautiful. I’m not saying that I think Emma Watson is hot jailbait. Wait, yes I am. Emma, you minx. In 31 months you will be mine.

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Update: So, wwtdd.com has another picture of Emma, post-dinner holding the empty Corona bottle on her little teen-aged beer belly for all you nay-sayers who thought that the image was staged. That’s you Melvin, you dirty dog. Click for the full view.