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Emily Scott never fails to impress. Or be nude. She’s like a hero to all women who feel the oppression of the chauvinistic, sexist “man’s world”, where the most you can expect for professionalism and poise in the workplace is a pat on the ass and a “that’s my girl”. Emily Scott will not take that. No. She is a true example of today’s modern, professional woman. With great tits.

NSFW Links ’cause I’m like that.

• 10 Hottest WWE divas (Uber)
• Weekly pR0n: Naughty Allie swing in Myrtle beach (Naughty Allie)
• For the ladies: Justin Timberlake in a banana hammock (Yeeeah)
• Ellen Page is a lesbian. That I would hit. I’m gay for girls (Drunken Stepfather)
• More nasty pr0n: Don’t click this link. (Gonzo)
• Jessica Alsa got some BigAssTitties. (Bastardly)

Emily Scott makes me be proud to be an American. She’s everything that’s right about this country. She’s hot, she’s nude constantly and she has a funny accent. And that’s because she’s from Australia. That way we can call her exotic and not slutty. America! Fuck yeah.

These are a few scans of Emily and some web only images from the Novmeber Maxim UK. Note how the nudity is a 100% better in the British version? Buy the mag, you cheap slag. (source)

All the nude pics are after the jump…. Oi!

More sexy links bitches.

• Sex while being tattooed. Weird. (Crave)
• White people can’t dance, even baseball players. (Soxy Lady)
• Boobies like to talk to each other. (college humor)
• Maxim hometown hottie self portraits (drunken stepfather)
• Abagail Clancy still British, still hot and half nude. (FHM)
• Rachel and Legolas? (Yeeeah)
• Alicia Keys looks hot, but I liked her better as a lesbian hooker hit (wo)man. (allie)
• Celebs are just like us! They love tacos too! (City rag)
• America Fererra keeps getting hotter.Fuck yeah! (Evil beet)
• Kim Cattrall decided to stop being a whore. (Gossip or Truth)
• Cute college girl of the week is from my alma mater. Go cocks! (college humor)
• Starts are just like us! They wreck motorcycles too! (Glitterati)
• DemiMoore is old as fuck. But I’d still hit it. (Seriously OMG)
• J-Lo is a shitty dresser. I bet she’s a great Ottoman. (Bumpshack)
• Abi Titmuss is hot and her name sounds dirty. (Bastardly)
• Um, Jordan showing her box again. (Jordan)
• Meg White sex tape in case you missed it. TOTALLY her dude. (Notorious)

It rhymes! I don’t even know who Emily Scott is, but what I do know is that she’s pasting her sweet ass on every gentleman’s magazine in town, and to that I give a roaring “hell yeah”. And that’s not sexist, because I’m a girl. And keeping true to form, this is sinfully hot Emily doing it yet again for the July issue of FHM UK (pics source). Would you expect any less though? With a name like Emily, she’s sure to be charming and devilishly clever. So much so I bet you don’t realize your wallet’s missing even now, do you? Sucka! Go buy the magazine if you want to see more or if you’d like to see  Emily Scott naked check the archives.

Emily Scott shows us why, although they lost the war, the Germans have their sheizer together when it comes to nudity. For example, you lay down five dollars for that USA Maxim at the train station and you’ll be treated to 50 glossy pages of girls wearing see through bras with no apparent nipples. Attention Maxim US: We get it. You airbrush the models. I can live with a C-cup being enalarged to a D cup or photoshopping out a zit on some girls ass, but nipples are important. Like eyes and arms. Would you want to see a one armed model lying on a bearskin rug with no top and a patch eye? No. No, you would not. We don’t want to see girls without nipples. It’s creepy. More Emily with the airbrushing in all the right places.

Sheizer.

More Emily and her Aussie view of zee Germans after zee jump. Read more »

Here’s Emily Scott at a Lipton Tea promo something or other looking bookishly hot. If there are two things I know a lot about, it’s hot women and iced tea. For example unsweetened tea is just wrong and you never mix tea with alcohol. I also know that putting a librarian outfit on and wearing glasses makes you 79.68% smarter, especially if your rack is hanging out. Scientific fact to 4 significant figures.

Speaking of iced tea: what the fuck is chai? Is it tea? Is it coffee? Everyone at Starbucks gets chai now and gives me that “Oh, you’re still drinking coffee? Why don’t you rape an orphaned, cripple with cancer you ASSHOLE?!” look when I order a latte. I just got used to being smug to Dunkin Donuts people and now I’m getting abuse from chai drinkers? Like I need this. More scientifically proven hotness from Emily Scott.

Emily Scott is Australian which means she’s hot and will get naked for almost no money at all. Based on my experience drinking Gold Coast ‘Rita’s from Outback Steakhouse and a quick trip to Wiki-shrimp on the barbie-Pedia, I’m an expert on nude Australian chicks. And chaize froiyze.

I met a girl from Australia once who told me that Aussie girls love to flash their tits. She said you could walk though Sydney and just yell at group of girls in the mall, “Hey Sheila lemme see yer tits“, and half of them would take off their shirt. The other half would stab you in the kidney with a large knife and eat a kangaroo with Vegemite. They do that, you know. Anyhoosits. Her name was Sheila and she showed me her tits, but it cost me a $100 dollars. Oh, she was a stripper. Did I mention that? LINKS!

• Teresa Palmer is Wonder Woman. Ans she’s smoking hot. (Gutter Bleed)
• Japanese girl with big tits gets a cab (Crave)
• Britney has narcolepsy or either whe a fat whore. (Yeeeah)
• Find a naked chick from your school. (CH)
• Monica Bellucci is still smokin’ hot. (Bastardly)
• Jenna Fischer nude in WIRED magazine for you fucking nerds. (GMMR)
• Anna Nicole cause o’ death revealed! It was dumb fuckin’ cracker disease. (INO)
• Sanjaya looks like Antonella Barba. ZING! I. CAN’T. BE. STOPPED. (Celebitchy)

NAKED!

I had no clue who this chick was or why someone took her picture at a premier for a movie that bombed. I found these images while doing an internet search for naked pictures of my new writer Emily and, well a great rack is a great rack. According to IMDB she’s been in exactly one show called “Celebrity Love Island”. Here’s the titillating description.

12 Z-list celebrity, famed in the UK for their sexual behavior, are being put together on a paradise island in Fiji where the viewers can see them hopefully copulate. The show is running in direct competition against C4’s Big Brother. Viewers vote on who they want removed from the island and when 2 are left (a male and female) the ‘couple’ receive a £50,000 [$94,000 USD] prize each. (source)

I never really watch reality tv because it is invariably contrived and not ‘real’ at all. The so-called reality is rarely more than lightly scripted vignettes that are no more convincing than a high school drama club trying to pull off Tennessee Williams. That said, a show where the main criterion for entry is being a whore, sounds like a show that might make my DVR list. The always reliable Wikipedia says that Emily is Australian and she is the official face of Lipton Iced Tea, which makes no sense whatsoever. But neither does the monkey I have with a string tied to his foot. He’s got ideas!