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Emily Scott never fails to impress. Or be nude. She’s like a hero to all women who feel the oppression of the chauvinistic, sexist “man’s world”, where the most you can expect for professionalism and poise in the workplace is a pat on the ass and a “that’s my girl”. Emily Scott will not take that. No. She is a true example of today’s modern, professional woman. With great tits.

NSFW Links ’cause I’m like that.

• 10 Hottest WWE divas (Uber)
• Weekly pR0n: Naughty Allie swing in Myrtle beach (Naughty Allie)
• For the ladies: Justin Timberlake in a banana hammock (Yeeeah)
• Ellen Page is a lesbian. That I would hit. I’m gay for girls (Drunken Stepfather)
• More nasty pr0n: Don’t click this link. (Gonzo)
• Jessica Alsa got some BigAssTitties. (Bastardly)

Emily Scott makes me be proud to be an American. She’s everything that’s right about this country. She’s hot, she’s nude constantly and she has a funny accent. And that’s because she’s from Australia. That way we can call her exotic and not slutty. America! Fuck yeah.

These are a few scans of Emily and some web only images from the Novmeber Maxim UK. Note how the nudity is a 100% better in the British version? Buy the mag, you cheap slag. (source)

All the nude pics are after the jump…. Oi!

More sexy links bitches.

• Sex while being tattooed. Weird. (Crave)
• White people can’t dance, even baseball players. (Soxy Lady)
• Boobies like to talk to each other. (college humor)
• Maxim hometown hottie self portraits (drunken stepfather)
• Abagail Clancy still British, still hot and half nude. (FHM)
• Rachel and Legolas? (Yeeeah)
• Alicia Keys looks hot, but I liked her better as a lesbian hooker hit (wo)man. (allie)
• Celebs are just like us! They love tacos too! (City rag)
• America Fererra keeps getting hotter.Fuck yeah! (Evil beet)
• Kim Cattrall decided to stop being a whore. (Gossip or Truth)
• Cute college girl of the week is from my alma mater. Go cocks! (college humor)
• Starts are just like us! They wreck motorcycles too! (Glitterati)
• DemiMoore is old as fuck. But I’d still hit it. (Seriously OMG)
• J-Lo is a shitty dresser. I bet she’s a great Ottoman. (Bumpshack)
• Abi Titmuss is hot and her name sounds dirty. (Bastardly)
• Um, Jordan showing her box again. (Jordan)
• Meg White sex tape in case you missed it. TOTALLY her dude. (Notorious)

It rhymes! I don’t even know who Emily Scott is, but what I do know is that she’s pasting her sweet ass on every gentleman‘s magazine in town, and to that I give a roaring “hell yeah”. And that’s not sexist, because I’m a girl. And keeping true to form, this is sinfully hot Emily doing it yet again for the July issue of FHM UK (pics source). Would you expect any less though? With a name like Emily, she’s sure to be charming and devilishly clever. So much so I bet you don’t realize your wallet’s missing even now, do you? Sucka! Go buy the magazine if you want to see more or if you’d like to see  Emily Scott naked check the archives.

Emily Scott shows us why, although they lost the war, the Germans have their sheizer together when it comes to nudity. For example, you lay down five dollars for that USA Maxim at the train station and you’ll be treated to 50 glossy pages of girls wearing see through bras with no apparent nipples. Attention Maxim US: We get it. You airbrush the models. I can live with a C-cup being enalarged to a D cup or photoshopping out a zit on some girls ass, but nipples are important. Like eyes and arms. Would you want to see a one armed model lying on a bearskin rug with no top and a patch eye? No. No, you would not. We don’t want to see girls without nipples. It’s creepy. More Emily with the airbrushing in all the right places.

Sheizer.

More Emily and her Aussie view of zee Germans after zee jump. Read more »