This is Elle Macpherson pulling off one of the classiest see-thrus I’ve seen in a while. She’s still smokin’ hot and yet she’s like, what, 75? Some people say it’s genes, some say it’s clean living, but I think we all know what’s going on here. Elle Macpherson is a vampire. I know what you’re thinking, “That’s just silly, man. There’s no such such thing as …wait…is that a nipple?” See? You’re already doomed.

• Military themed hotness, because I am god damn patriot. (Celebrity Hubris)
• Ocean’s 13 review with a lot of math. (Allie)
• Katherine Heigl is hot. Just wanted to link to her. (Evil Beet)
• Still looking for your sister’s boobies here (CH)
• Avril Lavigne inSeventeen Magazine is about as boring as it sounds. (DH)
• Some not famous chick with fake tits wants to be more famous than another not famous chick. (Jordan)
• Alessandra Ambrosio will burn you. (Bastardly)
• Someone else’s link post that I’m not in. (NSFW) (DS)
• Richie Sambora gives rehab…A BAD NAME. (Yeeeah)
• Sarah Michelle Geller is a vampire too. Or she tokes the bizz-ong. (Ninja dude)
• Screech is all busted up. (CM)
• Mariah Carey should look into the vampire thing. (Gabsmash)
• Jessica Alba won’t date black people. Okay, I made that up. I’m inflammatory. (Gossip Word)
• LeAnn Rimes is hot like wasabi in Shape Magazine. (HOTB)
• Violet Affleck is cute as a button (SeriouslyOMG)