Doing nothing to dispell stereotype of Brits being panty-waisted sissies, Hugh Grant was ARRESTED in London for throwing a can of baked beans at a photographer. As if this wasn’t enough to make Hugh a first-ballot entrant into the All-Time Wuss Hall of Fame, he also allegedly kicked the man before hurling a can of frozen food at him.

There is so much going on here, that I don’t know where to start. For starters, none of us should be surprised that the star of such Action Adventures as Notting Hill, Two Weeks’ Notice, Four Weddings and a Funeral (need I continue?), assaulted someone with a grocery store product. Hugh got his frequent-bitch boy card punched long ago. Can you imagine Matthew McConaughey kicking a photographer? Hell no. Wooderson would have just mowed the dude down with his ’67 Chevy SS on the way to the Moontower.

What is shocking is that this waste 0f a penis managed to date ELIZABETH FREAKIN’ HURLEY for the better part of a decade. And this was before Liz got all knocked up and fat! Let’s just finish with some pictures of the beautiful Mrs. Austin Powers before she decided to start popping out kids and get married in India. I’m going to go to the nearest pub and pick a fight with a soccer fan.

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