R&B star and Kim Kardashian sex tape co-star (?) Ray J has dreams of becoming Mayor of Carson California, not a huge stretch considering Ahnold is the guvnah and Sonny Bono was a member of Congress. Except, Ray J is a naughty, naughty boy and his sex tape controversy may be keeping him out of office.

The singer/actor has huge political ambitions and his leaked sex tape, in which he cavorted with socialite Kim Kardashian, wrecked his bid to become Carson’s mayor this year (07) – but he isn’t giving up. He tells Sister 2 Sister magazine, “I might do it at the next election and let all of this controversy die down and then hit them harder.”

“I want people to look at other things besides rapping and singing… Young people 18 and older don’t vote. When I get people to start voting and start uplifting themselves in the political side of life… I’m making a change in the world. “I’m going to keep going. I’m going for president of the United States of America.” (source)

Ahh hahaha, “hit them harder”. That’s what she said. Seriously though, I’m all for electing porn stars to public offices. John Holmes can be the Thruster of the House. Linda Lovelace can play Bush. And Elisha Cuthbert can be the Fist Lady. (Okay I know she isn’t a porn star, but she played one once and that’s basically the same thing.) Sessions of Congress would really just be consecutive days of orgies and the State of the Union addresses would be broadcasts of classic hits like Ally McFeal, Nightmare on Dyke Street and Dial A for Anal. Holy shit, the ideas are rolling…where’s my pen??

Oh. Umm. We at FB&C acknowledge free love and its consequences so before you tag it, bag it. No glove, no love. And so on. Holla!

Elisha Cuthbert of 24 is the cutest former Popular Mechanics for Kids host. Ever. This is Elisha misusing the shit out of a hockey stick.  We’ve had hockey for like 45 minutes down south, so I’m no expert but I’m completely sure she’s doing something entirely wrong here. Unless she’s a serial killer. She’s Canadian and I think it’s a law that you have to play hockey or else serve in the army or something so she may know what she’s doing. Although, I’m pretty sure they don’t let girls in Canada join the army or play hockey though, so she’s probably going to get deported. Traitor. Show you’re pride for the good ole USA by turning your heat way the hell up, open a window and click these links.

• Lindsay Lohan is freeloading white trash bitch. (Mollygood)
• Emma Boughton: Hot or Not? (Bastardly)
• Eva Mendes does Maximand is all kinds of tastefully nekkid. (Yeeeah)
• Sienna Miller is a naked drugged out party girl playing a naked drugged out party girl. (Drunken Stepfather)
• College girls and their naked boobies. (College Humor)
• Not that baseball has any rules but Barry Bonds is all hopped up on goofballs (Bumpshack)
• Some old Tiffany Amber Theissen for dat ass. (Subvert)