Apparently, Drew Barrymore got it on with a girl a while back and somehow that’s news. Jane Pratt the former editor of the much rifled, Jane Magazine, is box-munching and telling, Jessica Stein style…

She says that years ago, [Howard] Stern asked her on-air if she had ever had sex with a woman. At the time, she answered “yes,” but then demurred when he asked if it was someone famous.

“It was someone famous,” she confessed to the paper. “I did have sex with Drew Barrymore.”(source)

With the rise of free internet porn and the ability to pull up “anal fisting, piss drinking white whores who like big black cocks on midgets with one eye” porn with the click of a mouse [ed. note: I fucking dare you to google that at work], two girls scissor-sistering, rarely makes anyone raise an eyebrow anymore. And yet it is still considered salacious by the media.

Take the recent so-called lesbian kiss by Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston. That was about as sexy as the handjobs you give yourself when you stay in hotels on business trips. Yeah, the premise has merit but the execution just leaves you sad and feeling a little weird for thinking that was going to make on Craig’s List local. [ed note: anyone who knows how to delete images from a Treo 750 email me]. I have news for you. ALL GIRLS HAVE SEX WITH OTHER GIRLS.  If they say they don’t they’re lying, or just haven’t met the right lady friend yet. Like this chick I know who went to an all girl Catholic School who demurs and says ewww  when I ask if she ever did it with a girl. She says she’s never had sex with a girl and is still a “virgin” but I know rape shame when I see it. Girrrl Power! More Drew, for my sisters with the bilsters.